The Taco Man

Once upoon a time there was a lil boy named Bartholomew. He was born with a disability that made him immortal.. His family did not love him and abadandoned him in an old minecraft at the age of -0.

One day, when Bartholomew was 5 yers old he doocided it was finally time to leaf. He scrambled up frum the dirt and crawled out into the outside world.

As he looked upon the world, he was blinded instantly by a big nigga crow. He yelped out in pain and crawled back to his mine shaft.

< 100 years passed >

"Hey Deenky, look at the old mine shaft I found"

Bartholomew woke to the sound of noises coming from outside his dirty home.

"woahhh, this is so cool. I bet I can suck your willy in here haha, jk... unless?" Deenky looked at Shreesh and winked.

They decided to go inside the mineshaft, little did they know that this decision would change their lives forever.

A screeching noise was heard in the distant mine shaft.

"Uhhhuuhhh what was that sound Deenky?!"

"I don knoew," replied Deenky in a disturbed tone, "but lets check it out cuz we retarded and risking our lives yes"

They followed down the mines getting closer to the screeches.

"REEEEEEEEEE, REEEEEEEEEEEE, REEEEEEEEEEEEE, mumble mumble"

Suddenly, a taco headed man appeared out of the darkness. His screams of agony and emotional pain were deafening.

"R-RUNNN DEENKY!!!!"

While Shreesh was sucking Deenkys fury nipples, they ran for the exit of the mine shaft.

The exit had magically disappeared.

"WOT, I THERGHT DA EXIT WOS HERE, IM GONNA CRI AND SHET MY PANTS"

Deenky added "IM GONNA piss"

There was no way out, it looked like the end for these niggas.

"DEENKY I WANT TO TELL U SOOMETING I'VE HED ON MY MIND FUR A WHALE."

"wHUT IS IT SHREESH?!?!?!?!!!!1!!11?!1!1" Deenky looked up at Shreesh and sore that he was crying.