Don't Question My Well Being! Unless You're Really Concerned

I've Just Never Heard It Before...

"Katsuki, do you fart?"

Bakugo stared at the other, confused for a single moment before erupting into rage.

"Are you questioning MY well being?!"

Iida looked away and pushed his glasses up. They were currently waiting at a bus stop to get to the party their class and 1-B was hosting. Though it was heavily raining, so the bus could've been held back.

"Well, I've just never heard it before..." He looks back at Bakugo. "But is your well being alright?"

"Of course it is, you ass!!" The other huffed. "I'm perfectly fine!"

"Besides your attitude, I have no reason to disagree on that."

"WHAT'D YOU SAY?!"

Iida put his hands up. "Nothing, nothing. I'm just worried."

"Worried about what?! Have you heard everyone else fart??"

"Actually, yes. I've never heard you though."

"Just shut up."

Bakugo buried his chin in his hand, watching the bus roll up. As he got up, he heard Iida from behind him.

"...Bakugo?"

He huffed and turned around, rolling his eyes. "What?"

"I'm sorry about the rude question, and if I hurt your feelings I'll make it up to you."

Bakugo smirked. Of course, Iida would always volunteer to do something if someone's feelings were hurt.

"Good thing you asked, glasses. I have just the idea." He winked and they both proceeded to get on the bus.