Chan & Bryan's shitshow

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'I know someone like that! He's called Bryan Kang'

"C'mere, let me warm you up" Chan spread his arms out to hug Bryan. The latter accepted the offering (lmao is this a ritual), placing his hands underneath Chan's thiccc jacket. STAYs probably busting a phat uWu from this wholesome BryChan moment

'I just busted a phat ugly uWu'

'You all know we came for the wholesomeness of BryChan'

'gayyyyy'

'So cute uWu'

'Get yourself a man that takes care of you like Chan does with Bryan'

'Can we talk about the height difference tho--'

The comments were filled with BryChan shippers *cough* aka the whole kpop fandom *cough* How can you not ship them, the 3rd most superior ship next to Minsung and Changlix. I'm sorry Woojin, but your man got stolen.

"You warm now?" They both let go of the hug, Chan being the panicked gay and Bryan being the confident gay

"Yup. Thank you hyung" Bryan sent finger hearts towards Chan, turning Chan into a more panicked gay if that was even possible

'brychan shippers, this is your recommended daily dose of brychan'

"The amount of BryChan shippers here" Bryan got embarrassed. He just remembered the weird BryChan smu- I mean stories he's read.

"Don't think I forgot that time I caught you reading a sm-" Bryan immediately covered Chan's mouth from speaking unholy words.

"Uh- i'D liKe fOR yOu tO sTOp tALkiNG" His voice got higher, his grammar got bad, his cuteness level also got higher.

"He always does that when he has a secret he doesn't want to share" Chan managed to let out before Bryan lightly punched him (not on his face, cuz damn thats probably assault)

"iTS TIME TO HAJIMA" He has english as the first language, french as the 2nd language, korean as the 3rd langauge, and yet he's still better at konglish.

"Alright alright I'll stop." Chan was laughing at the still flustered Bryan.

"Je te déteste tellement" (I hate you so much) I'm using a translator that isn't google translate, since I don't trust that bitch. Sorry if it ain't accurate, sis tryna make a good book for ya'll. Bryan didn't want to fight back, knowing he's probably gonna lose to Chan's crackhead ass

"Wha- I'm sorry, but I only speak english, korean and chinese." They were both Trilingual, while they're also taking Japanese classes together

"Je suis déjà habitué à ses conneries, ne t'inquiète pas pour mon cul" (I'm already used to his crap, don't worry about my ass) Bryan just sighed and left Chan to rot there with the camera

"Wait- BRYANNNNN" Chan ran to catch up with Bryan while holding the camera. He wasn't that far behind, as Bryan was only a few meters away

"Hyung!" They turned to look at who called them, and it was Hyunjin. He didn't look very presentable, so Chan just let the camera face the ground

"What is it, Hyunjin?" Bryan didn't know how Hyunjin got out in the snow half naked while he has 2 layers of clothing and is about to freeze to death.

"Seungminnie has a cough, so can you buy him medicine?" The 2 agreed, since they were already out in the snow.

"We're going on a trip" ah shit. Here we go again

"in our favourite rocket ship"

"Going through the skies"

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