The Despicable Guy Book 1

Chapter 12

Chapter 12

(Jersey's POV)

Let's fast forward two weeks after Kuya Marc's birthday. Wala namang nangyaring unusual kaya forward na. Ganun pa rin naman, ako pa rin si Devil Woman, epal pa rin si Charlie, and Kevin's stil despicable. End of story. Kbye. :))))

JOKE. I lied. (Kelan ba ko magiging effective liar?) Something unusual happened. . to me.

Haaaa ewan ko! Ang weird ko ngayon! Dahil ba to sa stress? O sa takot kay Charlie? Ay whatever! T.T

Anyway, we're here at Blackhole Studios for our band practice. Yep, Kevin and I decid ed that we should perform as a band for the Lakambini finals, para kick ass! :D It's me on vocals, Kevin on rhythm guitars, Ken on bass, Jerro on guitars and Keith on drums. Oh yeah! Less Than Three ang name ng band namin. In short, <3. Wala na talaga kaming maisip na band name, sorry kung corny! T___T

"Last round na tayo guys! Sakit na ng ulo ko e!" reklamo ni Jerro after naming mag-10

minute break. Almost 3 hours na rin pala kaming nagjajam!

"Wait muna," extra ni Kevin at lumapit sakin. Ba't busangot na naman to?! "Devil Woman, kanina ko pa sinasabi sayo na be sensual and seductive! Live up to the song pwede? That's a Rol ing Stone classic so better make it good. You can't get no satisfaction! Para kang tuod eh!"

"Naknangtucha! I'm beat already. Sa mismong finals ko na lang gagawin yung trip mo.

Trust me :)"

"Vocalist ka ba talaga o ano?" nagalit na si Kevin! He grabbed my hand and placed it on top of the mic. "You should be sexy, dammit. You want to win, right? Hoy sumagot ka! Tch. Sige, last round na!"

ASDFGHJKL Nakuryente ako dun ah! Banas naman T___T Earth to Jersey! EARTH TO

JERSEY! !

"Y-yeah. Got it." Para di nako mapagalitan, ginawa ko na lang yung gusto nya. HE wants me to be SENSUAL and SEXY? Well, sana ready sya sa gagawin ko. :> After the song ended, napatulala sakin sina Ken at Keith. "Grabe Jersey. ang seductive mo!" sabi ni Keith.

"Oo nga! Para kang si Joan Jett kanina mehn!"

"You should have seen her perform Hot Stuff and This Love. We're al stunned dahil dun."

HOW DARE YOU JERRO! Ba't mo pa kinwento?! Tinignan namin si Kevin for his reaction.

Bwiset, nagliligpit na pala ang loko!

"Oi. Ba't sakin na naman kayo nakatingin?!"

"Tch. Not enough. Ni hindi man lang ako kinilabutan or what. Devil Woman pa rin!"

THAT CREEEP! Hello, nakakahiya kaya yung ginawa ko sa harapan nila, tas di man lang sya natinag? Heck, I could make hundreds of men orgasm because of that performance! (Syempre, joke lang yon. -____- )

"Hay whatever. And please, Santos. Di pa yan yung ipapakita ko sa finals!" I said with a pang of sarcasm.

"Oh yeah? I don't think so." He looked at me with a dead pan stare.

Oooh boy, I'm so not gonna back out. "YES. TRY ME." Aba, kung akala nya uurungan ko sya ha. He's so ful of it! Babatuhin ko na sana sya ng mic stand nang. .

"HEEEEEEY GUUUUUYSSSSS! ! "

Si Sath. Buti na lang at dumating sya, kundi napuruhan na sakin tong si Santos!

Nakahinga tuloy ng maluwag yung tatlo. "Oh, kamusta practice?"

"As you can see, tapos na. BAKIT KA LATE!?" I screamed. Kaw awa naman si Sath, sya pa yung napagbuntunan ko ng asar :| Nag-peace sign pa sya.