Play Pretend | Chensung

0️⃣ Prologue

[11:23 PM]

kidz bop club

nana
GUYS
I THOUGHT OF AN IDEA

renjun
That already doesn't sound good

nana
Nono trust me
It has nothing to do with fireworks

haechan
why not?

renjun
We almost got arrested
Don't you remember?

jeno
You guys almost got arrested?

haechan
this is what happens when you have a strict mom

jeno
Doyoung is just protective of me

chenle
he's actually ur mom?

renjun
At this point, doyoung is his actual mom

nana
Guys
What about my idea

haechan
continue

nana
Ok so
We're doing a fake dating game

jeno
Oh no

chenle
there's only 5 of us tho?

nana
Fear not
I have another person to join us

haechan
oh god it's him isn't it

renjun
That kid gives me a headache

chenle
everyone gives you a headache

renjun
Fair point

nana
LET ME CONTINUE
So this is how it works
You randomly get paired with someone and have to fake date for a week
Simple as that

haechan
alright im gonna add jisung now

renjun
NOT IN HERE

chenle
are you worried about him seeing your shrek memes
or are you worried about him finding your screenshots of
something

renjun
JUST DONT ADD HIM HERE

jeno
Shouldnt we ask him first if he wants to join?

haechan
no
im gonna make the gc now

[11:30 PM]

fake dating game

haechan added renjun, jeno, nana, chenle, Park Jisung

nana
JISUNG HI

Park Jisung
what is this

haechan
welcome
ur gonna play with us

Park Jisung
sorry im playing a game rn

haechan
get off the sims and play with us

Park Jisung
why

haechan
we're gonna play a dating game

chenle
wait how come all of you know him except me

jeno
We forgot to introduce him to u

chenle
i feel betrayed

renjun
Anyways i'll introduce you to him
Jisung is in class 1-B
He's just one year younger than you
This kid plays games and recently he's addicted to sims

Park Jisung
that's all?

renjun
Uhm
What else is worth remembering about you?

jeno
Don't bully your junior

nana
Ok jisung
You know how the fake dating game works, right?

Park Jisung
no but i don't like the sound of it

chenle
same

nana
You too chenle??

chenle
yeah
why would i date any of you

haechan
valid point

nana
ANYWAYS
You just get paired up with someone randomly
And you have to fake date for a week
That's it

Park Jisung
uh
i'll stick to my 2d girlfriends

haechan
no
play with us
dont you dare start playing love live

chenle
can we get started already

haechan
YEAH OK WAIT
LET ME PULL OUT MY RANDOM CHOOSER

renjun
Oh god

haechan
OK SO
HERE ARE THE PAIRINGS
so im paired with nana

nana
Who would have thought

haechan
renjun and jeno

renjun
W

jeno
Oh ok

haechan
so that leaves jisung and chenle

Park Jisung
cool
hopefully we have something in common

jeno
Well you both like games and anime so...

jisung
he does?

chenle
YES FINALLY
SOMEONE WHO'S NOT A NORMIE

jeno
excuse me

haechan
ok so that means that the pairings are fine
fake dating startsss
tomorrow cuz im tired

jeno
Same

nana
Oh right
I forgot to mention
If you catch feelings for someone and the feeling's not mutual
You lose
If you catch feelings for someone and the feeling's mutual
You win
And if you both don't catch feelings
You still win

chenle
woah that's pretty harsh

nana
Right?
But hey, it's not like any of us will lose

jeno
True
Anyways I'm going to sleep

renjun
Goodnight
Thank god i did my homework

haechan
wait what homework
renjun???
hey
RENJUN
WE'RE IN THE SAME CLASS
WAKE YOUR ASS UP
RENJUN

nana
Goodnight everyone

Park Jisung
night

chenle
bye byeee

haechan
guys?
well
fuck
guess ill die

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