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So I did a thing. A random generator movie script. This was the product.

It literally makes no sense.

Stubborn Shigaraki
A Screenplay by Kendall Southwell
INT. AKIHABARA - AFTERNOON

Pure hero HERO IZUKU MIDORIYA is arguing with blunt hero HERO OCHACO URARAKA. IZUKU tries to hug OCHACO but she shakes him off.

IZUKU
Please Ochaco, don't leave me.
OCHACO
I'm sorry Izuku, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away.
IZUKU
I am such a person!
OCHACO frowns.

OCHACO
I'm sorry, Izuku. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.
OCHACO leaves.

IZUKU sits down, looking defeated.

Moments later, bubbly hero HERO SHOTO TODOROKI barges in looking flustered.

IZUKU
Goodness, Shoto! Is everything okay?
SHOTO
I'm afraid not.
IZUKU
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...
SHOTO
It's ... a Shigaraki ... I saw an evil Shigaraki explode a bunch of children!
IZUKU
Defenseless children?
SHOTO
Yes, defenseless children!
IZUKU
Bloomin' heck, Shoto! We've got to do something.
SHOTO
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.
IZUKU
You can start by telling me where this happened.
SHOTO
I was...
SHOTO fans himself and begins to wheeze.

IZUKU
Focus Shoto, focus! Where did it happen?
SHOTO
Hokkaido! That's right - Hokkaido!
IZUKU springs up and begins to run.

EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS

IZUKU rushes along the street, followed by SHOTO. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.

INT. HOKKAIDO - SHORTLY AFTER

KATSUKI BAKUGO a stubborn Shigaraki terrorises two children.

IZUKU, closely followed by SHOTO, rushes towards KATSUKI, but suddenly stops in his tracks.

SHOTO
What is is? What's the matter?
IZUKU
That's not just any old Shigaraki, that's Katsuki Bakugo!
SHOTO
Who's Katsuki Bakugo?
IZUKU
Who's Katsuki Bakugo? Who's Katsuki Bakugo? Only the most stubborn Shigaraki in the universe!
SHOTO
Blinkin' knickers, Izuku! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most stubborn Shigaraki in the universe!
IZUKU
You can say that again.
SHOTO
Blinkin' knickers, Izuku! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most stubborn Shigaraki in the universe!
IZUKU
I'm going to need All Might, lots of All Might.
Katsuki turns and sees Izuku and Shoto. He grins an evil grin.

KATSUKI
Izuku Midoriya, we meet again.
SHOTO
You've met?
IZUKU
Yes. It was a long, long time ago...

EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME

A young IZUKU is sitting in a park listening to some pop music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over him.

He looks up and sees KATSUKI. He takes off his headphones.

KATSUKI
Would you like some chocolate?
IZUKU's eyes light up, but then he studies KATSUKI more closely, and looks uneasy.

IZUKU
I don't know, you look kind of stubborn.
KATSUKI
Me? No. I'm not stubborn. I'm the least stubborn Shigaraki in the world.
IZUKU
Wait, you're a Shigaraki?
IZUKU runs away, screaming.

INT. HOKKAIDO - PRESENT DAY

KATSUKI
You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.
SHOTO
(To IZUKU) You ran away?
IZUKU
(To SHOTO) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?
IZUKU turns to KATSUKI.

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