Craig: Heeey, Token. Hey, Token, wake up!
Clyde: Yeah, Token. You silly sleepy head, wake up!
Token: Ugh, oh god you guys, this better be pretty freaking Important. So is the house on fire?
Craig: No, Token. We found a map to Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain, Token!
Clyde: Yeah Token, we're going to Candy Mountain. Come with us, Token!
Craig: Yeah, Token. It'll be an adventure; we're going on an adventure Token!
Token: Yeah, Candy Mountain right, I'm just gonna, you know. Go back to sleep now.
Craig: Noooooo, Token. You have to come with us to Candy Mountain.
Clyde: Yeah, Token, Candy Mountain! It's a land of sweets and joy... And joyness.
Token: Please stop bouncing on me.
Craig: Candy Mountain, Token!!!!
Clyde: Yeah, Candy Mountain!
Token: Alright fine! I'll go with you to Candy Mountain.
(In the woods)
Clyde&Craig: Lalalaalaaaalalalaa
Token: Ugh, enough with the singing already!
Craig: Our first stop is over there, Token!
Token: Oh God what is that?
Craig: It's a Stripe, Token!
Clyde: A Magical Stripe!!
Craig: It's going to guide our way to Candy Mountain!
Token: Alright guys, you do know that there's no actual Candy Mountain right?
Craig: Shun the Non-Believer
Clyde: Shuuuuun!
Craig: Sssssshuuuuuunnnnn!
Token: Yeah.
Stripe: Squeak squeak!
Craig: It has spoken!
Clyde: He has told us the way!
Token: It didn't say anything!!!
Craig: It's just over this bridge, Token!
Clyde: It's a Magical Bridge of Hope & Wonder!
Token: Is anyone else like getting, covered in splinters? Seriously guys we shouldn't be on this thing.
Craig: Tokeeen, Toookeeeeen, Toooookeeeen, Tok...
Token: I'm Right Here! What Do You Want!
Craig: We're on a bridge, Tokeeeeen!
Clyde: We're here!!
Token: Well what' do ya know, there actually is a Candy Mountain.
Craig: Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain ! You fill me with sweet sugary goodness!
Clyde: Go inside the Candy Mountain Cave, Token!
Craig: Yeah Token, go inside the Cave! Magical wonders are to behold when you enter!
Token: Yeah, uhh, thanks but no thanks. I'm gonna stay out here.
Clyde: But you have to enter The Candy Mountain Candy Cave, Tokeeeeen!
Tweek: ♫ Oh, w-when you're-GAH! down and l-looking f-for some cheering-ACK! up,
Then just-GAH! head r-right on up t-to the candy-GAH! m-mountain cave.
When y-you get inside-ACK! you'll find y-yourself a cheery l-land,
S-such a happy and j-joyful and perky merry l-land.
They've-GAH! got l-lollypops and gummy drop and c-candy things,
O-oh so many-ACK! things that will brighten u-up your day.
It's i-impossible to wear a f-frown in Candy Town;
it's the-ACK! Mecca of love t-the candy cave.
They've got jelly beans, and coconuts with little hats,
Candy w-wraps, chocolate-GAH! bats, it's a wonderland o-of sweets.
Ride t-the candy train t-to town and hear the c-candy band,
Candy b-bells, it's a treat as-GAH! they march a-across the land.
Cheery r-ribbons stream a-across the sky into the g-ground,
Turn around, it a-astounds, it's the d-dancing candy tree.
In the candy c-cave imagination r-runs so free,
so now, Token-ACK! please will you go i-into the cave. ♫♫♫
Token: Alright Fine! I'll Go Into The Freaking Candy Cave! This'd Better Be Good.
Craig&Clyde: Yeeeeahhhh!
Craig: Goodbye, Token!
Clyde: Yeah, goodbye, Token!
Token: Goodbye? What? Hey! What's going on here!? Hello? Who is that?
[Sounds Of Shoes and Being Knocked Out]
Token: Oh God. What happened? ...Ohhhhh they took my freaking kidney!
