joshler adventures part 1

part 1- it started as forest

Dr Paulson entered the room, buttoning up his off white coat
"Tyler hello" he said as he sat in the chair opposite Tyler.
"Gotta go fast" Tyler said whilst trying to rush out the door.
"not so fast" dr Paulson exclaimed, adjusting his blue tie.
Tyler tried opening the door but it was locked
"you wanna sucker?" Dr Paulson asked, smiling "no" Tyler replied, disturbed by the question. "So let's talk" dr Paulson said, desperate to change the
conversation,
"how do you feel?" The doctor asked, fiddling with his hair.
"Terribly terrible sir" Tyler replied, looking to his side.
"What's wrong?" Dr Paulson asked, smiling kindly.
"Everything" Tyler replied sternly, crossing his arms.
"Did something happen Tyler?" Dr Paulson asked, a concerned look on his face.
"Uh, no" Tyler answerd, trying not to make eye contact.
"Now Tyler are you sure there's nothing you want to talk about?" The doctor questioned, trying to desipher the look on Tyler's face.
"Um, yes I'm sure" Tyler answerd with a nervous stutter, thinking about josh.
"Your mom told me about Josh" dr Paulson spoke in an alarming tone.
"who's josh?" He added .
"Oh" Tyler responded, dissapointed his mom told the doctor.
"What do you mean who's josh?" Tyler asked.
"Who is josh to you?" He asked again in a more serious tone.
Josh blushed, he was sitting right next to Tyler, why couldn't dr Paulson see him.
"Umm... He's my friend" Tyler replied, alarmed by the doctor's questions A boy with bright blue hair and mocha eyes and c major lips and blue-sky hands and tiger-growl teeth stood up.
"umm that's me" josh spoke quietly but only Tyler heard him.
"Did you hear something?" Dr Paulson asked noticing that Tyler had flinched.
"What?" Tyler asked, confused.
"Must of been the wind then" the doctor replied, adjusting his tie again.
"No it's me" josh Spoke louder this time, trying to get the doctor's attention but again only Tyler heard him.
"No, it was Josh" Tyler finally answered after 5 seconds of silence
"he's right here, blind old coward" Tyler added, pointing beside him to where Josh was sitting.
The doctor let out a sigh.
"Tyler"
"Yes?"
"Josh isn't real"
"He's right here" Tyler replied, angry with the doctor. How could he think josh wasn't real.
"But doctor Craig is."
Doctor Craig busted through the door, breaking it in peices. "Cum here pretty Boi" doctor Craig whispered.
"Gotta go fast" Tyler ran out the door and went to book his next appointment.
"Doctor Craig get the fuck out!" Tyler screamed in fright "you aren't supposed to be here, I didn't grant consent for you to be in the therapy room!!" Dr Paulson said, annoyed by the disruption "leave coward" josh yelled but it was still only Tyler who could here him "I want my Tyler boy back" dr Craig demanded but Tyler just kept running, josh running close behind.

At the treehouse
Tyler climbed frantically up the ladder as josh tried to keep dr Craig back "screw this, I'll just fuck you both" doctor Craig Screamed.
"Cum over here Joshy Boi" doctor Craig whispered.
"NO" josh screamed climbing up the ladder now too "I'll save you josh" Tyler exclaimed throwing a brick at doctor Craig's head. Soon the rain starts " the rain is crisper than usual" josh Spoke in a calm voice.
Doctor Craig climbs up the ladder after gaining back consciousness "no josh be careful" Tyler screamed but it was too late Dr Craig slowly Licked josh, sending a shiver down his spine.
"Slurp pretty boy" doctor Craig whispered
"fuck no coward" josh Screamed as he spun around and punched doctor Craig, knocking him on the ladder "josh no!" Tyler screamed.
Doctor Craig was knocked out on the grass when Tyler's mom came outside.
"Tyler what the fuck are you doing in that treehouse" she asked, confused about what all the commotion was about.
"Stop playing with yourself" she added
"I'm just taking to josh" Tyler responded.
"Josh isn't fucking real" she responded in an angry tone, frustrated her son allways talked about him.
"Get your ass home for dinner Boi" she yelled, so Tyler could here her clearer.
"Do you not see him you blind hag" Tyler replied back, as angry at his mom.
"Go take your goddam schizophrenia pills" she added as she walked away "he's right here look" Tyler screamed but she didn't answer "and stop fucking the air"
I'm not fucking the air mom and I'm not taking those meds" Tyler added "okay then whoever this josh person is stop fucking my son." His mom had almost made it to the front door when she saw Mr Craig on the ground, bleeding from the head.
"TYLER WHAT DID YOU DO" she screamed
"He was trying to touch josh" Tyler replied, crying
"DONT YOU DARE SAY IT WAS JOSH"
She started walking towards the treehouse "you know what I'm coming up there" she said, still walking.
"Tyler let's run" josh whispered climbing out the treehouse window
Tyler began to climb out aswell.
"Ok let's go RUN JOSH" Tyler yelled
"GET BACK HERE YOU FUCKTARD" Tyler's mother screamed, running after them "NEVER. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME ONLY JOSH DOES" Tyler screamed, looking back at his mother trailing far behind. "Just keep running Tyler" josh said, running faster than earlyer.
Tyler stops to catch his breath.
"I'm out of breath josh, I can't go on" Tyler said, breathless.
"No Tyler!" Josh exclaimed
"I can't keep up"
"Come with me"
"I feel dizzy" Tyler leans onto a log to regain Ballance
"Just leave me here " Tyler begs
"I will carry you it's ths only way" josh responded, gesturing to his back.
"I'm not leaving you here let's go" josh said as he lifted up Tyler to carry him.

After running for a while

"Tyler a boat!" Josh exclaimed pointing at a shadow in the distance
"Yes let's go" Tyler sighed with relief as josh jumps in the boat and starts towing "where the fuck are we going josh?" Tyler asked
"Away form here, far far away."
"Good it's away from this shithole" Tyler replied
"I love you josh" Tyler spoke in a soft voice.
"I love you too Tyler" josh replied.
After sitting on the boat for a while they see two figures in this distance. It was the chainsmokers.
"Hey Tyler can we colab with you" they yelled from across the lake.
"Oh fuck no" josh answerd.
"No fuck off" Tyler yelled back "I won't let you hurt josh" in the distance they heard another voice. It was doctor Craig
"I'ma fuck your dead bodies" he screamed from the other side of the lake"
"Oh fuck it's doctor Craig" Tyler whispered
"What the fuck no" Tyler screamed to doctor Craig. Suddenly Tyler grabbed josh and jumped off the boat.
"WHAT THE FUCK TYLER I CAN'T SWIM"
"let's go"
Tyler pulled josh to start swimming to the other side of the lake
"Hey were chainsmokers and so are you" Andrew screamed to them
"Quick swim"
they started swimming faster "fuck off chainsmoker
s" josh yelled.
"Look were almost at land" Tyler Smiled
On the edge of the lake was BTS.
"AN YONG HA SI YO"
jimin yelled.
"Were not gonna make it"
josh said. They'd just made it onto land when Tyler spots Jenna "TYLER JOSH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?"
She asked "were being gay" josh replied "IM YOUR WIFE TYLER"
Jenna was crying now Debby heard Jenna crying and went to see what was happening "JOSH?"
Debby was as confused as Jenna " FUCK OFF I LOVE TYLER NOW"
josh screamed "I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME TYLER"
Jenna said through muffled cries "YOU WILL NEVER GET TO SEE THE BABY"
"how about a foursome?" Josh replied, smirking "OH FUCK NO" Debby and Jenna said in unison
"I WILL SHOVE THESE DRUMSTICKS DOWN YOUR THROAT IM YOUR DADDY" Josh Screamed
"NO TYLERS MY DADDY" Jenna screamed
"UGLY ASS FUCKIN ALIEN. I DRANK TYLER'S BANDITØ JUICE"
"AREA 51 ASS BITCH"
josh added
"I LOVED YOU JOSH" Debby screamed in confusion'
"But tyler- I love Tyler" josh started

"Tyler's dead" Jenna spoke in a sad voice"
"What no he's not he right he-"
"WHAT THE FUCK" josh screamed
"You see josh, Tyler was never real" Debby spoke slowly and with care.
Brendon Urie suddenly chimed in with a
"HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING A GODDAM DOOR NO"
"Brendons not real either josh" Debby added.
"WAIT STOP, NO THIS ISN'T RIGHT" josh screamed with tears in his eyes
"You're in a dream josh" Debby responded.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE YOU ARE ALL JUST CLONES OF DR CRAIG" Josh yelled
"Take your pills josh you're going crazy" Debby said kindly.
"I DON'T TAKE FUCKING PILLS DEBBY YOU SON OF A BITCH" josh yelled in anger.
"I NEVER LOVED YOU BYE" josh yelled as he walked off, Debby's eyes filled with tears.
"DEBBY RYAN IS A PORN STAR NO JOKE" Brendon yelled at josh
"YOU CHEATED ON ME?" josh yelled, now crying himself
"YOU FUCKED DR CRAIG YOU COWARD" Debby replied
"UP UP UP TO THE CEILING" was the last words heard before josh woke up

"Josh you're finally awake, you've been asleep for a very long time"