"Hello, fans and friends. Im Jake, a pretty handsome man if i do say so my self. Why am I on blog 6? Because the other five got interupted by some prickwad zombies. FUCK YOU TO CUNTFACE! Anyway I've been trying to show you my backstory but."
Growl!!
"IM FUCKIN DONE WITH THESE FUCK NUGGETS!" Why cant a damn guy vlog on the fucking street without a fucking dead whore trying to attack him. Ugh. Anywho.
(Flashback)
I was your average 2nd year high schooler, 5'9", blonde, blue eyes, AC classes, white. Im smart and pretty crazy but im not much different than others. And... "Ha ha." A boy laughed. "Look who it is, the little bloger boy." another one said. "Its a vlog, not a blog dipshit." I insulted. "The fuck did you just call me!" he yelled, I smiled. "ima diss track you right here and now!" He looked at me confused, while a crowd gathered.
"I called you dipshit, what the fuck else would i say bout you. Your such a pussy, I bet your parents doupt you. Could ever make it in life, cause your such a piece of shit. Honestly though... im done with this rap. Im not being a pussy, bitch id put you through hell. But i dont have that kinda time, so your saved by the bell."
(School bell rings) things werent always easy, alot of the time i was bullied or pranked. But i would often times just pull through it, being a orphan who donated money to other orphanages. Yes, my parents died before the apocalypse. But i dont care at this point. I mean, they'd probably be dead already.
(Reality)
"So thats my past life, but now we're here. Well the apocalypse started with a bunch of bombs and... Jokin, it was because we we're falling apart as a country so the government created a genetic mutator. But it got on a worker and he started this all. Anyway thats it for today guys. Bye!"
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apocalypse vlogger
Humorsimilar to the portrayal of the netflix original series daybreak, the main charter is a high school age boy who lives in a post apocalyptic world. join him on an adventure of romance, comedy, and downright insanity
