Daria: Sage.
Sagey: Yessss?
Daria: We need to talk.
Sagey: aboutttt?
Daria: Arianna texted me.
Sagey: Cool?
Daria: Don't play dumb, she told me everything.
Sagey: I don't regret it.
Daria: Seriously? She thinks I'm obsessing over the breakup!
Sagey: Look, if that More-plastic-than-Barbie bitch thinks you're obsessing, she isn't completely wrong.
Daria: What do you mean??
Sagey: You stopped talking to me for a while BECAUSE of the breakup.
Daria: And?
Sagey: -_-
Daria: I don't know what you're saying.
Sagey: DARIA
Sagey: WE'VE BEEN TALKING FOR MONTHS NOW, AND NOW SOME CHICK BREAKS UP WITH YOU, YOU'RE MORE DISTANT THAN EVER!
Daria: BREAKUPS FUCKING HURT SAGE!
Sagey: YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT?
Daria: WHAT INTIMATE RELATIONSHIP HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN? OR RELATIONSHIP AT ALL FOR THAT MATTER? NONE! Y'know, there's usually a reason people don't want to date someone. Maybe because they're bitchy, arrogant, overprotective, and clingy?
Sagey: ...
Sagey: Fuck you.
Sagey: I stood up for you because she did horrible shit to you.
Sagey: She broke your heart.
Sagey: I tried to be a good friend.
Daria: Sage, I didn't mean it like that.
Sagey: Clearly, you did.
Sagey: Have fun dating more plastic bitches, I'll leave you alone.
Daria: No.
Daria: I didn't mean it like that.
Daria: Stop, I can see you're reading these.
Daria: Oh look, now you aren't.
Daria: Are you seriously done talking to me?
Daria: Y'know what?
*This user has blocked your number*
