The title of this book is unimportant.

This part is unimportant.

Hello. If you've made it this far, you've most likely seen the warnings for the unimportance of this book. I don't know if you'd even call it a book. When I say that this book is unimportant, I mean that it will have no importance or effect on your life. It will not make you think. It will not make you feel. It won't even entertain you. To be completely honest, I have a feeling the only reason I am typing all this at 11:44 while I should be sleeping, is because I find joy and serenity in the sound of my keys with each stroke. Why are you reading this at 11:44 when you should be asleep? It is most likely because you are curious as to what this is about or why it is so unimportant. If you'd like to keep reading on, read on, and I'll keep typing on. 

But first- I urge you to click the link I have provided. It is a song that I love dearly. In fact, I love it so much I have been listening to it on repeat as I sit in my apartment alone typing this for you, whoever you are.

There. Now this has a soundtrack. Do you like it? Good. Five minutes until tomorrow. Five hours until I have to wake up. As I have said, this part is unimportant. But I assure you. There will be more parts to come that might be important. I implore you to check back in once another part has been written. There will be a new song. Thank you for reading this far. Goodnight, and Good morning. 

                                                         -Someone unimportant.