EJ's How To Eat People Properly Manual

Lesson 6

Since the human is bound to escape, here are some tips to prevent that from happening.

1. Barricade any exit paths. Including secret passages.

Even if the human doesn't know that there's a secret passages, if your unlucky, he/she will stumble upon it. So either don't have a secret exit/entrance or barricade it.

2. Hunt them down. And kill all who you come across.

For this, I'll have a special guest, Jeff the killer. I'll be writing what he says.

Italics are me, bold is Jeff.

All right, the hell you want, Lifeless Jack?
It's EYELESS Jack.
Still didn't answer my question.
Alright, you're here today to be interviewed.
Sure, whatever.
Alright, how much times have your victims escaped?
Never, but I've had a few close scrapes over the year.
Ok, what would you do if a victim ran away?
I'd tell Slender and say that I gotta find him which will solve two problems: the victim and the mansion.
How so?
I need to find the victim.
Mhm?
And I don't like staying in the mansion.
M'kay, do you agree with the lesson? To hunt them down and kill those in your way?
Of course.
That's all. You can go back to whatever the hell you were doing.
See ya.