EJ's How To Eat People Properly Manual

Lesson 5

Now, this is just an extra lesson to make the death painful.

1. Beat him/her with a stick.

Sticks can deal little damage, therefore making it a slow death. Plus you'll attack him/her a lot because, as established earlier, sticks don't deal too much damage, so it's bound to be at least a bit painful.

2. Burn him/her alive.

Ok, of course this would be a painful one. I know someone who was burnt alive (If you know Creepypasta you know who I'm talking about.) and he survived. So, knowing this, we know that someone can be burnt and survived. And it will hurt a lot. Then you just keep on burning them. It'll still be as painful as the first time, making it a horrible way to die.

3. Flat out eat the person alive.

This is going to be painful. Tie the person to the floor, slowly cut a random part, and start eating it. Make sure you don't eat anything necessary for their survival cause then they'd die. Actually, you really should eat people alive. Meat of a dead person just, doesn't taste good so disreguard the thing about killing the human in lesson two.

I might make more chapters if I have more useful info. About eating people.