Thirsty much? (Perry x Doofenshmirtz FanFic)

ooh, fetus

        So Doofenshmirtz was thirsty as fuck today, so he invited perry the platypus over. When Perry arrived, he decided to get "creative" and they played a little game called "Who can shake the bed faster?" under the covers...

Then got Doofenshmirtz pregnant.

Perry realized it was time to run, so he jumped out the window and landed on his deformed cock... (omg wtf)

Perry's King kong Mega Ding Dong exploded leaving a bloody mess in its place.

When Doofenshmirtz found out about how he ran, he cried, "CuRSe yOu PerRy tHe platYpUs fOr lEavinG mE alOne tO rAisE tHIs ChiLD!!!"

Perry then bobbled away very sad of his demolished, and even more intensely deformed cock, thinking of whether or not to fix it.

A few hours later Doofenshmirtz licked up Perry's stale blood off the cement, then he said... "Dang, this tastes like dead platypus fetus! Yum!" he got on his knees and was essentially drinking the perry-penis juices that were covered in dog piss.

After that, he went back to his room and started jerking off to a naked pic of perry fucking himself. He then froze...

He walked down into the street, fully naked and began to fuck car tailpipes."Vroom Vroom" The other people in the car liked this, so they decided to join in and start an orgy.

Perry found out about this after getting his penis extended by 20ft, and started smacking them hard in the ass. The moans were so loud the people around the city thought it was a honking contest!

The baby was born as a deformed human platypus fetus and joined in on the orgy immediately.

Phineas and Ferb were scarred, and could not comprehend the situation before the deformed human platypus fetus grabbed Ferb's head and shoved it up its ass thinking it was an oversized dildo, then shoved Phineas's head down his throat because he thought he was a Dorito.

They agreed with this and decided to double fuck the fetus, but the fetus did not agree with its when his father perry took him away from them and shoved the fetus up his ass.

Surprisingly Kim Jung Un was walking towards them stripping down slowly, with a nuke up his ass. The brothers decided to shove their toes down Kim Jung Un's throat, while perry shoved his oversized penis up his nuke filled ass.

The fetus grabbed it out of Kim Jung Un's ass when perry ass fucked him and decided to have a nuke war with Kim Jung Un. they used RPGs and nukes, then the orgy died.

All that was left was the fetus's deformed body with a tailpipe up its ass.

"ooh, fetus" exclaimed Suzy while walking down the street with her brother Jeremy, then shoved it down her throat like a hotdog.

The End

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