DAAAARRRRREESSSSSS

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Hurt (me): *runs into room and shouts* WE HAVE SOME DARES!

Everyone:Who are you, where are we?
Hurt: I'm hurt and you're in a toture chamber.
May and Ash: WHERE'S THE FOOD?!

Hurt: Over there *points at kitchen*

Ash and May: YAY!!!!!!!

Hurt: *Uses author powers to bring Ash back* You're not going anywhere till this is over.

Ash:Ugh, just let me go.

Hurt: I will you just have to do dares from Ammeli1.

Ash: Then let's hurry this up, I need food.
May: *with her mouth full of food*  Speaking of food, there is none left.

Hurt: That's fine, *snaps finger and kitchen is full of food* leave half for Ash or I'll have to torture you.

May: YAY, more food!

Ash: Can we just hurry up and get to my dares?
Hurt: Yup! *Snaps finger and Ash and Gladion teleport to a different room*

Hurt: One of the dares was for Ash to kiss Gladion.
Ash and Gladion:No way I'm kissing him!
Hurt: Too late! *Pushes Ash and Gladion together*
Ash: *gasps*
Gladion (who secretly wanted this): *Takes advantage of that and slips a tounge*
Ash: *realizes he likes this and puts his tounge*
                    15 seconds later
*Ash and Gladion pull each other apart and laugh*
Hurt(with widened eyes) *snaps and Gladion returns to the other room*

All the boys: *dieing of laughter*

Half the girls: *start fan-girling*

The other half: *Stares at Gladion for stealing their man*

May: *eats her last bit of food*

Gladion(thinks to himself): Frick, they all watched that.
               Meanwhile with Ash    
Ash: *finally collects himself* My next dare?
Hurt: For your last dare, you have to "dance in a wierd dress".

Ash: Not again *groans*

Hurt: I. Don't. Care. (PERIOD)

(This is the dress Ash will be wearing)

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(This is the dress Ash will be wearing)

Hurt: And just to make this more funny you have to do the macarena.

Ash: I better get any food I want after this!*starts doing macarena*
Everyone in the other room: *dies of laughter*
Hurt: Well That's it, Ash, help yourself to anything in the kitchen, and I'll see you all in the next chapter, sayonara

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                               A/N
My computer AND phone were dead so I had to write this on my old, cheap, $25 Android but I hope you enjoyed, bye!!

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