The first truth (yay!)

791 7 8
                                    

Hurt: Okay so we have a truth from AshXGladion
Ash and Gladion: Why is our names on that profiles account name?
Hurt: Don't worry about it (you are welcome Ashley)
Ash and Gladion: Who is Ashley?
HURT: DON'T. WORRY. ABOUT. IT
Ash and Gladion: Okay jeez
Hurt: Okay so anyways, the truth is for all of you guys.
Lillie: What's the truth?
Hurt: The truth is who do you consider your closest friend? And since Calem has no friends, we'll just skip him
Serena: Not only does he have no friends, he also does not have a life
Ash: Can we just get on with the truth, I am really hungry
Literally anyone who has ever been in a single episode of Pokemon: Of course you are
Hurt: Lillie, why don't we start with you?
Lillie: I guess I would consider Mallow my closest friend (for all you jellowshippers)
Mallow: I would also consider Lillie my closest friend
Lana: I would consider Kiawe my closest friend
Gladion: I mean, he is my litteral boyfriend so I consider Ash my closest friend
Ash: >///<
Hurt: Paul
Paul: What?
Hurt: We are going to skip you, one word and I'll do it
Paul, confused: Do what?
Hurt: THAT'S IT, IF YOU TRAVELED WITH ASH IN UNOVA, JOHTO, SINNOH, OR HOENN, YOU'RE GETTING SKIPPED, I hope you're happy Paul.
Everyone who was skipped: WHAT THE ACTUAL FRICK PAUL *proceeds to get stabbed*
Serena: I guess I would consider Clemont my closest friend
Clemont: If it's not Bonnie because she's a sibling, then I would say Serena my closest friend

fin.
-----------------------------------------------------------
I think that's all comment if I missed some people but I skipped everyone from Unova, Sinnoh, Johto, and Hoenn because I don't know much about those regions but have a wonderful day and I'll catch ya later, bye!

Pokemon: truth or dareWhere stories live. Discover now