🅈🄾🅄🅁🅂! (Bakugo x reader oneshot)

🌸Unintentional Confession

"The hell do you want, Minion?" he called you

"I have a gooold story to tell you and amazing good news!! Which one to begin with??" you waited patiently for his response, bouncing on your toes

"Hmm," he placed his index finger on his chin and looked at you with a grin on his face "The stupid good news"

You squeaked in excitement and hugged him tight because of the energy in you

"Someone has a crush on youuu~" you looked up at him with big doll eyes and a grin still on your face. While his face was confused with lifted eyebrows

"A what the fuck now?" he said with a calm tone

"Oh yeah bro! Jane Haddori from class 1-C is crushing on you real hard, wait you didn't know?" said Kirishima from beside you

"Do you also know, Eiji-bro?" you looked up at him with a lifted brow

"The whole hero department knows, from the whole 1-A to the whole 1-B and 1-C"

You made you mouth into a 'o' shape and slightly nodded your head

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU BOTH TALKING ABOUT AND WHAT DO YOU SHITHEADS MEAN WITH A FUCKING CRUSH?!!"

30 april, 16:23

You were washing your hands in your kitchen sink after spicing the chicken meat before putting it in the pot and let it boil. Your mom called you a few minutes ago and told you that she'll be a bit late so you could put the meat to boil already. You called Katsuki and told him to come over and help you with preparing the food. You turned away from the sink and grabbed the towel from the island in your kitchen and dried your hands up

"(n/n) pass me the garlic powder real quick" he pointed to the bottle on the counter so you went and grabbed it and gave it to him, a small 'thanks' coming from him

You were still thinking about the day you stalked that group of girls who were motivating their friend to confess to your bestfriend. A few days after that the same girl came up to you and Bakugo sitting on a bench. Her face was red as a tomato, fidgeting with her skirt and looking down at the ground. You knew what was about to happen so you got up and were ready to leave but Katsuki grabbed your wrist and pulled you down, narrowing his eyes at you but then replaced it with an emotionless one when he looked up at the girl infront of us

"What do you want?" he said in a low but monotone voice

The girl started breathing heavily and closed her eyes shut, then yelled a bit to loud

"I'm in- i lo- lov- i-i like you Ka-Bakugo-kun!" then it was silent.

Wow you thought and looked beside you to Bakugo, seeing his dissapointed expression. He glanced at you, rolled his eyes but his next words were kinda mean

"You're stupid to think i'd like someone like you back. I mean what're you, five? Tch, get out of my fucking face, extra" he got up and walked off, bumping into the girl's shoulder. You widened your eyes and stood up. The girl was sniffling and tearing up, so you got to her side and embraced her

"I'm so so sorry for Bakugo. I'm sure there was another way, but Bakugo isn't a guy that dates, honey. C'mon it's okay" the girl cried on your shoulder and you truly felt bad for her

But whenever you wanted to talk to Bakugo about it, he always clicked his tongue and told you to 'shut it' or 'don't want to hear about it'

You got back to reality when Katsuki moved the pot from the stove and hit you with an empty bottle of coke in your head, you snatched the bottle away and tried to hit him back in the head but he placed his arm above, and you playfully punched him in the stomach. He grabbed your wrist and told you to stop

"You were stargazing, stupid" he let go of your wrist and sat down on one of the chairs from the kitchen island. You went and grabbed your phone from the counter and brushed off the remaining of ingredients from the meat. You unlocked it and went on soundcloud

"Remember that time when that girl confessed to you and you rudely rejected her?" you opened bluetooth and grabbed your speaker, turned it on and connected your phone to it and played Gordon Ramsay by HL Wave

Bakugo crossed his arms and clicked his tongue before replying.
"Yeah, so what?" you hit the woah after the song said 'then i don't want that bitch' and Bakugo rolled his eyes

"That wasn't very plus ultra of you, i mean i thought you also had feeling for her" you said while dancing like a gremlin

Bakugo looked at you in confussion.
"Why would your stupid ass think that? Besides that you're stupid, but why?"

"Everyone thinks so, a few people don't know about her rejection so they still ship you guys" you lifted your shoulders

Bakugo slapped his hands on his face and slid them down, grunting in annoyance

"Why are people so fucking stupid!!" he mumbled through his hands

You got your dish towel and started cleaning the counter.
"Isn't it true though?"

He replied with "No?!" while looking at you with a dissapointed face

"Aw c'mon you sure do like her, everyone can see that"

"Then they're stupid and blind, for fucks sake. I don't like her or anyone from her stupid class!" he yelled

"Katsu.." you turned around to look at him with a raised brow "Stop fucking lying, pussy" you placed your hand on your hip

Katsuki grunted and got up "I DON'T FUCKING LIKE HER BECAUSE..!"

"Because...?"

"FOR FUCKS SAKE I FUCKING LIKE YOU, YOU STUPID MORON!!"

Without another word, he grabbed his school bag and stormed out, leaving you confused in the kitchen

You dropped the dish towel on the floor and placed your hands on your cheeks, feeling them burn up

" KATSUKI FUCKING LIKES MEEEEEEE!!!"you yelled to nobody, or maybe to yourself

When Katsuki got back home he ignored everyone and went straight to his room, slammed the door shut and placed his bag on the ground. He looked at the electric watch on his nightstand and saw that it was 9PM so he grunted and went to take a shower. After drying his head he got on his bed and switched the light off

But his eyes shot open when he realized what he said to you when he was still at your house

"SHI-" he fell off the bed and hit his elbow on the night stand

"FUCKING FUUUUUUU-"

"KATSUKI SHUT YOU DAMN MOUTH, PEOPLE ARE SLEEPING!!!" Mitsuki shouted from her bedroom

This is the bento you ate at the cafeteria ⬇️

Hoped you liked it!!

1800 words and I'll try to come up with more ideas but yeah haf dis for now!

Bye cutiesss <3