why / ON HOLD

The Script

"jeeze ali i swear your ADHD has gotten worse "

"im sorry i was thinking"

"yeah we could tell and he wiggled hi eyebrows"

"what was that for" and my cousin maya said

"hes from out of town i think"

and i  said "huh"  she pointed that cute guy

"and i said oh him yeah looks familiar tho"

"well he was hanging out with the marcelos maybe they are family"

linda steped in and said "i would hope yall not related to them and Ali already has a crush"

"shhh" they all said

"ok ok" i surrender he said

"shut up guys hes coming "

"act normal "

they all started doing the same thing it did not look normal its a wonder some of them can act

"guys stop hes not coming he as going up for auditions i think"

"all of a sudden kacey appeared behind me wait when did she disappear"

'hey Lee who are these people?"

"oh them my dumb ass friends and family who are shit at acting "

"huuuuuuuh linda said you just cussed at church ooohhhh im telling "

"oh shut the fuck up dude" my cousin said" your cuss words can make a sailor blush" ...he then blushed hard uh huh i think they are back together

"anyways this is my bi- best friends linda real name is dick and this is- "

"wait holdup im not the dick your the dick"

"yeah come to think of it my dick is probably bigger than yours"...i was teasing by now a

"no mine is"

"stoooppp yaall can go on forever lets not make a bad first impression on Alis friend hi im maddy im dating dick over there"

"i knew it" i said under my breath they all heard that and they boh turned pink

"anyways dicks real name is Joseph "

and this is dick number 2

suh dude ---ett  its luis by the way yeah just call him loony cuz he is a little loony my other cousin said "

"ahhh sunshine " i said like i was wise in a way

"shut the fuck up you've probably got less sunshine than me "

they all knew about my hospital stays except for it got to that point they new i was having problems but they don't know about the assault and they don't know about my latest stay

"anyways this is clair "

"and that's  Herman hes a crackhead i said as i he walked up looking faded all of a sudden he had the widest smile and was crushing me in a hug "

"dude you stink he started to panic you an smell it "

"no sis i smell your armpits "

"oh yeah i was playing basketball with this new guy hes good"

"thats cool"

"he got wax "

"wait fr" i said