Jojo's Bizarre Adventure x Reader「JJBA Reader Inserts」

Joseph - Makeup

"Eeww, what is that??? No, really what is that creepy ass thing?? Get that away from me, you witch!" He squirmed in his seat, not even imagining what girls would make a use of a torture weapon like this.

After this, you applied another huge unblendable quantity of blush on him. The guy was way too into this for his own good.

"Also this color is good, no! This one!" he pointed at the strongest, deepest shade of red lipstick you had in your stash. You giggled like a japanese schoolgirl. You couldn't wait.

You took the chosen lipstick and put your fingers delicately under his chin, tilting his head up towards you. You leaned in close to his face to apply the lipstick. He subsconsciously puckered his lips to help you and you thought that was pretty cute.

Even if Joseph was your friend you couldn't help but find him very charming and attractive.
Although you made him look like a thot right now, up close you still weren't immune to his strong masculine traits and the faint smell of his cologne.

You blushed a little bit and you swore you could feel his face warm up as well, but you couldn't be sure since the amount of make up probably hid his potentially blushing face.

You stared at his lips as you applied to color and thought of how perfectly full and plump his lips were. You had to muster an astronomical amount of self control to resist the urge to kiss him.

As if he was reading your mind, he purred, smirking.

"So, am I making you gay, yet?"

"Ooh, I am so gay right now, you don't even know." you played along, joking with him.

It was always this wholesome with him. Your expression softened as for you, it was delightful to be with him, and to look at him.

You finished and smiled at the results. He looked... 'gorgeous'.

"Lemme see!! Lemme see !!!" he demanded excitedly.

You showed him the small mirror and he let out his infamous "OH GOOOOOD" and you swore you could see stars in his eyes. You could hardly supress your laugh at his precious reaction.

After 30 minutes of him trying different dresses -and destroying half of them since they weren't even close to his size- you managed to find him something that fit, or at least that fit with some arrangements.

Luckily for him, it was colorful and bright with a bunch of patterns, blue, pink, purple, yellow, you name it. Joseph was in bliss. You on the other hand were this close to pissing your pants.

"Now Y/N give me the biggest boobs you can! That's the most important part!"

Ah yes... The most important part.

"Ah! I forgot about that uh.. What can we do.. Ah! I think I must have some melons around, is that okay?"

"He he he he he" he laughed his signature laugh "Perfect..."

"OHHH MY GOOOOOODD" He stared at himself in the body length mirror and you just wanted to die in the background.

"I'M SO.... SEXY !" He started to play with his fake boobs moving the fruits all around in unnatural ways and you were crying so hard behind him you could only bury your face in his back and slap him repeatedly trying to calm down and breathe.

"JOJO I CAN'T-" you laugh-sobbed "You look so amazing I'm-" you wheezed, not even able to finish your sentence.
He joined you on your laughing spree, thinking about how much of a genius he was.

Sometimes you were so grateful to have him in your life, only him could make you laugh like that with his weird shenanigans. You hoped he never changed.

"So Y/N, how is it like to be the ugly friend? No don't answer, actually, it's hard for me too, being this hot is a lot of pressure." He said with a shit-eating grin and striking a pose.

"I wish I could give you at least half of my boobs, you desperately need some."

"Oh shut up, you ass!" you slapped him arm hard, blushing a bit at the unnecessary comment on your chest size.

"Now if you're finished get out!" you said half jokingly.

"Thank you again sister~ You're, like, the best girl everrrrrr" he spoke with a disgusting voice impression of what he imagined girls talked like, which ended up sounding stupid.

"Ewww, you're welcome Jojo but please stop talking like that" your cheeks hurt from smiling so much.

After a while he decided it was time for him to go and put his plan to execution. He thanked you again with a big grin, opened the door and walked off. But before he could go too far you called him out.

"Ah Jojo!" He stopped and turned around to face you.

"I'm all in for your weird plans and stuff but please... Be careful, and come back safe..."

Joseph noticed the seriousness and worry laced in your tone and he approached you.

"...Of course, I promise I'll be back in one piece." he then softly pushed your hair out of your face and pressed his lips against your forehead gently.

You closed your eyes and softly grabbed his hand that was still lingering at the side of your face and squeezed it lightly before you let go. He separated from the kiss and just like that he was gone.

You stood there at the doorway, watching him go on his motorbike, with a worried look on your face until you realized.

"Wha- he smeared the lipstick all over my forehead !!"

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Tequila Joseph is what I aspire to be as a woman.