Bungo Stray Dogs: Boyfriend Scenarios ( CRACK )

See You AGAIIIIINNNNNN

Atsushit:

- You saw the dirty hand boi back at Starbucks

- But this time he clean as fuk

- You didn't really care tbh

- ' O-oh! Hello, m-miss! I... wanted to thank you for the money, I appreciate it! '.

- He blushie

- DA FUK'S GOIN ON

Daddyzai:

- You met the suicide dude again in Starbucks

- ' Here you go, miss '.

- ' A...

Rope? '.

- He smiled and took yo hand

- You blushie

- ' Yes a rope.

NOW LET'S HANG EACH OTHER ON THA CEILLLLLLIIIIINNNNGGGGG! '

- Ah shit, here we go again

- SECURITY!

Ideals manner, bitch:

- You were choosing your drink at the counter of Starbucks

- Someone came next to you

- You looked up

- DA HELL

- ' O-oh! I'm sorry, miss. I didn't see you, uh... you were a bit hard to see... from my tall angle, '.

- You feel like strangling him

- Though you didn't care

- Bruh but whenever you turn your back

- Frickin' ideal dude would blushie and look the other way

AkuTakGuna:

( This is going to be the last time I'm gonna translate it,

Aku Tak Guna = I'm useless )

- You finished your coffee at Starbucks and went to the pharmacy

- You walked in

- cough, cOuGH

- Oh my goodness...

- ' Ah! Er... '.

- The edgy dude noticed you and blushie

- He was buying cough drops

- impressive

- You helped him pay for the cough drops

- At least he now knows that he needs those cough drops in his laifu

Chu chu, train:

- You were drinking some Vanilla Latte at Starbucks

- ' I WILL KILL THAT DAZAI... '.

- Ah, yes

THE PERSON THAT MADE YOU FORM DEPRESSION

- You were trying to hide yo face

- But the baka saw you already

oh no

- ' HEY, SHORTY! '.

- He then felt guilty after seeing your face, tears that are already forming at the corner of your eyes

- ' W-wait, I didn't mean too... It's because I'm just so mad at that Dazai, that I felt so happy when I see someone who is shorter than me to relieve my anger. Look, I'm sorry sweetie, come here, '.

- He had his arms opened

- You hugged him with all your might

- The tears flowing down your face like a waterfall

- Maybe he's not a bad person after all...

Author-Chan:

Bruh, Chūya's one is more sad. Crap, it's supposed to be a crack not PURE SADNESS. But whatever, and yeah I think it's because of how short these things are, maybe I could make lots of chapters in one day.