Answering To Short Story Prompts!

Prompt #1

Describe an average day as aggressively and violently as possible

I open my eyes to be blinded by a huge worthless shitball in the sky that wakes me up every single goddamn time because my fucking blinds are getting washed and I only have one.

Getting up from my bed, my dumb-ass alarm jumps at me and I quickly threw my sandal at it and muttered a silent " fuck you" 

I picked up a crusty cereal bowl and ate some of those sugary squares that should go to jail for cannibalism, because fruity-pebbles ain't shit and they can't fucking survive since they always drown in the milk.

I carried my fat-ass bookbag to school to give me back problems later on.

I made it inside the school building and saw a bunch of dumb-fucks beating the shit out of eachother and claimed-to-be underpaid teachers ain't doing shit about it.

I came inside my classroom and I cried how ugly these hoe's are and how much I miss my dogo.

As the prison day went by, I finally left hell and ate a bowl of fruity-pebbles because my sister ate all the good shit and my mom won't cook dinner.