(To be read in a deep, British narrator accent)
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Aaron was not but a simple man. He had a nice house, a nice car, nice wife and a nice son.
Everyday he'd get up in the morning, greet his wife with a kiss on her forehead. Then he'd go to the kitchen and make some coffee. Instead of turning on the news and complain about the economy like most boomers do, he takes his coffee out to the back porch and sits down on the soft garden chair. He stares out into his backyard and like every morning, he'd think about his plans for the day.
Rise and grind, he thought to himself. Anything for that YouTube money.
You see, Aaron was a YouTuber with a very interesting YouTube channel called, Bionic Pig. He loved his career, perhaps more than he loved his damn son. Who could blame him?
Aaron realized that he had been staring at his backyard for too long. He hasn't even taken a sip of his coffee. But like every morning, he dumps out his coffee and goes for a beer instead. By this time, his wife is in the kitchen making breakfast. He greets her again but this time with the words, good morning.
Once he chugs the last of his beer, he goes to dress into his day clothes. Nothing special. A shirt that says, "Epic gamer dad," some black sweats and a Sonic beanie. He felt powerful.
He heads to the kitchen. During this time, his son is ready for daycare and is at the table eating breakfast. His wife drops their son off and then goes to work.
People sometimes wonder if Aaron gets lonely being alone all day. But the truth is, he is fine. He has his YouTube channel and anime pillows.
His wife serves him pancakes and sits down to eat too. Nothing much was said. Just a normal conversation about the Democrats and how they are destroying America.
Aaron's marriage with his wife was good. Too good. Unfortunately, Aaron started to grow bored of his wife. Same old routine every morning, every afternoon, and every night. Aaron wanted something more. he just didn't know what. Of course, this didn't mean he hated his wife. He loves her very much. They do almost everything together.
Once his wife was done eating, she got her son and Aaron said goodbye to both of them. Once he heard the car back out of the drive way, he went to his office, snorted some coke, and sat down in his gaming chair.
It was time to record.
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Hoped you guys liked the first chapter. I really don't know how to feel rn. If you don't know who Bionicpig is, I highly recommend you go watch him.
