soonyoung: knock knock
woozi: for fuck sake, go to sleep
soonyoung: knock knock
woozi: *sigh* who's there
soonyoung: neighbor
woozi: neighbour who
soonyoung: NEIGHBOR MIND I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOU~-
the next day
policeman: so you're sure you wasn't there when the murder happened?
woozi: yes
