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"So—the Avengers are broken up? Like-like-like the Beatles?" asked Banner as he paced around before looking right at Tony.

"Again the whole Accords situation was a shit show, and now the Avengers are divided. I don't even know where the others are. We lost all contact after they escaped from the Raft." Explained Tony.

Damn! And I was really looking forward to meeting Captain America; next to me when it comes to warfare, he's the most noble fighter I had ever had the privilege of witnessing with my own eyes. Unlike Thor who once fought for the glory of himself during that time on Midgard, Steve Rogers fought for the little guy and showed that just because you're small, doesn't mean you still can't fight.

Which actually inspired me and that's why I got to fight in my first war at just 914 instead of the normal 1000 year when an Asgardian male is called for war.

"So the Avengers are forever divided?" Loki asked intrigued.

"Loki don't even start." I imputed as I kicked his leg. He looked towards me annoyed and that's when Stark spoke out.

"Okay kid you get the VIP room cause you know how to handle Loki."

"Been trying to for centuries, unfortunately it caused me to grow up a lot quicker just to keep him in line."

"And yet you still never do." Mocked Loki. I pointed at him before making the cutting motion across my throat with my finger as I glared right at him, telling him to shut up.

"So with Asgard destroyed, where will you guys go now?" asked Rhodes.

"I think I might know where we can go. That is if the wizard doesn't mind doing that sparkly thing again to get us there."

"They're called portals Thor." I told him.

"So long as your brother promises to not try anything, less he want to be put through the endless wormhole again, I have no problems with getting you guys to where you need to go." The sorcerer, Stephen Strange he had introduced himself as earlier

"If you dare put me through that again you second rate....."

"Okay bye-bye." And soon my brother fell through yet another series of endless portals. I held in my laughter but they came out as snickers.

"Okay you have got to teach me how to do that." Doctor Strange merely grinned at me.

So once the Asgardians were ready, Doctor Strange transported them to a place called Norway, and Thor entrusted Valkyrie and Korg to find them an area where they could settle down. He told them that Loki and I would join them shortly just as soon as they were finished up here.

So while my brothers were busy dealing with their stuff, I decided to step outside and see the wide Midgardian scenery for myself. After all the stress that's happened to us in the past few days with my unknown sister and my home getting obliterated by Ragnarok, it was nice to take in the nice, fresh air.

However thanks to my mother's teachings of aura detection, I felt something was coming towards me. And it didn't feel friendly.

I slowly reached for my knife that Loki had fashioned for me on my very first battle but I was suddenly blasted with some sort of powerful blasé. I went flying across the field and rolled around across the dirt. I looked up and saw a cloaked figure leaping right towards me.

I quickly rolled out of the way and tossed one of my mini-knives at his back. He groaned and hissed at me before twirling his long staff and thrusted it towards me. I flipped over him and landed on top of his shoulders and proceeded to stab him as many times as possible along the shoulders and collarbone.