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"Polly. Baby."

"Yeah?"

"Taxes. Fucking taxes. You're better with numbers than me and they're due in a month and I don't know Polly just make our hard-earned money disappear PUHLEEEEEAAAAAASE."

"You don't know how to do taxes?"

"...No."

"And you're a professor, correct?"

"For art history."

"But you teach."

"...Yeah."

"Well, you'll have to entertain me while I fill them out."

"Done and done..."

"DON'T KISS ME THERE I'M SENSITIVE AND I'M TRYING TO ADD." 

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