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DOCUMENTING STRUGGLES: a tale of procrastination

I have an english assignment due tomorrow. I've known about this since last Thursday. I've know what I was supposed to do for it, more or less, since last friday.

My teacher helped us out for at least an hour total this week, gave us two pages of notes, and I still dont know how to start it.
So I'm gonna document my thoughts every few minutes and hope for the best.

Ten minutes in: I have two sentences. Hypothetically, these could be just one sentence. And probably should be.

Twelve minutes: hozier is screeching about things from my speaker, and there is significantly more writing in this chapter than there is in my document. I have also combined the sentences.

Fourteen minutes:

I realised that the words 'god juice' were used in my notes, and by hell I dont know what I was thinking on tuesday, but damn. DAMN.

God juice..

Seventeen minutes: I did not know procrastination could get this bad, and I've lived with myself for my whole life. I procrastinated being born, how did I think this could ever get done.

Twenty minutes: I hope you know I'm completely bullshitting these times. I dont know how long I've been sitting here, i make rough estimates based off he shadows outside.

Twenty three: I added another whole sentence, and I made the lines a thousand times straighter than I am.

Twenty five: my teacher said two paragraphs... he failed to mention that the expectation for two paragraphs is a page and a half...

Twenty seven: I highly doubt that I've actually been sitting here for almost half an hour, I just. Am preparing for the class group chat to blow up.

Thirty: I have decided on a bathroom break. Mayhaps when I have cleansed my body of its waste, my brain will function.

Six pm: I'm using the actual time so as to be more accurate to the shadows outside, and I have decided to learn French instead of doing my work. Thank you duolingo for aiding my procrastination.