Why am I on this Website?

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So, apparently I've sold my soul to Satan. That's the only way I can explain why I'm writing a book on a shitty website for 14-year-old r/I'mnotlikeothergirls.

My name is Italy Romano and I'm pretty much done with my life at this point. So I'll rant about it to you fuckers. If I end up having readers, that is.

You can ask me questions, I guess? Just... don't expect me to answer it. I still have duties as a country and stuff.

Hasta la Pasta for today, fuckers.

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