an oc/nct crack book

♡ ｃｏｍｐｉｌａｔｉｏｎ 2 ♡

ʝαє hωα'ѕ ∂α∂ : listen i know you hate me, but the least you can do is tell me what to do now!

ʝαє hωα : alright alright fine

ʝαє hωα : what you do is you go to your local pharmacy

ʝαє hωα : ask for a little something called viagra

ʝαє hωα : and it'll help you go FUCK YOURSELF

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ѕυи-hує : WHO PUT THE TOASTER ON SIX!?

ѕυи-hує : i mean, that's not even good toast!

ѕυи-hує : FOUR is GOOD toast

ѕυи-hує : FIVE is BURNT toast

ѕυи-hує : but SIX!?

ѕυи-hує : WHAT WERE YOU CREMATING IN MY TOASTER!?

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тєα¢hєя : ah, you must be yeon-seok's sister, thank you for coming on such short notice

hуυи мι : okay first off, i'm her mother, thank you very much

hуυи мι : *turns to yeon-seok* second of all, how dare you tell people i'm your sister, young lady

hуυи мι : *turns back to the teacher* third of all, what did she do?

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¢hυиhυα : are all of you doing this just to find out if i have a favorite child?

¢hєиℓє : *slowly placing a cookie in front of her* no. . . ?

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ѕυи-hує'ѕ ∂α∂ : i made her more financially responsible and independent!

тαєуσиg : you ruined a perfectly good cinnamon roll is what you did

тαєуσиg : look at her, she's got anxiety

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hуυи мʝ, ιи кσяєαи : ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴜᴡᴜ ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ɪs ᴋɪᴍ ʜʏᴜɴ ᴍɪ, ᴀʟsᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴀs ᴍɪʜʏᴜ ʜɪʜɪ. ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ ɪs ᴀ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ᴅᴀʏ ᴏᴜᴛsɪᴅᴇ ᴏᴡᴏ ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇᴇᴛ ᴜs ♡

hуυи мι, ιи єиgℓιѕh : hey guys! some of you may know me as hyun mi or mihyu from lost. it's a nice day today so i hope you guys can come to see us :)

hуυи мι, ιи тαgαℓσg : WHAT'S UP MOTHERFUCKERS THE DEATH BALL IN THE SKY HAS GRACED US WITH IT'S PRESENCE ONCE AGAIN. YA'LL KNOW ME ALREADY SO COME OUT AND HANG THE FUCK OUT WITH US :D

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ʝαє hωα : oh i am NOT wearing THAT!