Hi.
I'm Alicia.
I like taking long walks at 2 AM in all black.
I drink whiskey neat,
followed by several doses of Ambien.
I hate being touched but will probably suck your dick if you accidentally graze my back.
I'll tell you I don't have feelings but I was in love before this poem began.
And to be honest,
I can't stand when you talk about yourself.
Probably shouldn't throw out there that I have a condom in my back pocket in case you want to get out of here,
like now.
I'd rather isolate and binge cartoons than actually be with people who care about me.
My vibrator stays on my nightstand,
you know, constantly, just in case!
Oh I should also mention you're most likely never going see me again when the timer goes off.
