Request by: Themostqueer Ship: Cartman x Clyde Sexuality: Gay af. Ship in wild: rare. F or s: fluff. Pic:
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Ok lets get started. ---------------------------------------gottolazytofinishline.
Clydes POV:
Dis boi gat a free taco. (Anyone else wanna taco?) It was quiet easy. I just did somthing Cartman would.
Complain my taco made it feel like i got raped.
Id better stop copying Erik though. Otherwize people will make fun of my slitly over weight structure again.
Hey Come on tacos are tasty.
"And that is how to get free food my pupil."
A voice startled me putta my thought.
"Hey. Hey! HEY! CLYDE ARE YOU LISTENIN!? GOD DANMIT CLYDE! YPU NEED TO RESPECT MY ATHORATHE!"
I forgot HE was here.
Erik Cartman.
The taco king. I mean basically. He might love tacos more then me. Might.
Cartmans POV.
"Dude. When i agreed to help you get free food i expected you to at least pay attention."
Stupid CLYDE. Never listenen. Danm. Jerk.
⚠ warning: Some heart breaking shit is going to happen. If you love Stan or kyle a lot then i suggest you skip! Or dont. This is the good part. ⚠
"Hey fatass!"
I turned around to see a sneaky little jew come up to me with his sbbf.
"I am not fat! Im big boned."
"That wasnt for you. But yes you do have a big ass. " shut up Stan. You suck. (Dick)
"Hey... Im not fat. I am just slightly overweight." He started to tear up.
"Yeah no. Your almost as fat a Cartman"
"Shut up Jew!" I dont know why but i felt bad gor Clyle. What is this feeling? Is it hate for kyle? No wait- I've always had that. But come on. I may rip off of Kahl for being a Jew. And A ginger. And from Jersey. But he rips off people for being a few extra pounds. Im sorry that we all cant be as stick like as you like.
"Dont call me that!"
"Then dont call Clyde fat! He is... just easy to see."
Clydes POV. (This is getting long for me.)
Did... Did Cartman just stick up for me?
Did that happen? What?
Kyle left with nothing more to say. Stan following behind him.
"OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!"
"YOU BASTARDS"
"Im not dead yet!" (Wait.... That sounds familiar)
I turned to Cartman.
"Thanks. I owe you"
"Whatever."
I looked back at Cartman. I suddenly felt like i had no control of my body. I reached my hands out and kissed Cartman. (Look at pic)
Cartman pov.
Clyde kissed me. I felt myself blush. He kissed for 30 seconds till be stopped.
"Sor-sorry."
I didnt say any thing. I just grabed Clydes hand and held it.
