So, Basically, We're Disasters

Chapter 1

-Shuichi created the chat-

-Shuichi added 15 people to the chat-

-Shuichi named the chat So Basically We're Disasters-

Rantaro: Accurate name...

Shuichi: ahh, im just doing this because, like, all the other classes have chats and stuff, so, yeah.

Rantaro: Fair.

Kokichi: This'll be fun...

Kaito: oh no

-Kokichi removed admin rights from 13 people-

Angie: Angie doesn't understand why she still has admin rights, but she's gonna have fun!"

Kaito: oh no

-Angie changed their name to AtuaKnowsALL-

-Angie changed Kaito's name to Spaceman-

-Angie changed Rantaro's name to Gay Avocado-

Miu: This looks fun! Mind if I join?

Angie: Miu is definitely allowed to join!

-Miu changed their name to AwesomeGenius-

-Miu changed Kokichi's name to Gay Rat Gremlin-

-Miu changed Kaede's name to Married to Piano-

-Miu changed Keebo's name to Robotboy-

-Miu changed Kirumi's name to Mommy-

-Angie changed Korekiyo's name to Long Noodle Man-

-Kokichi changed Shuichi's name to Detect the rats-

-Angie changed Tenko's name to Rage Lesbian-

-Angie changed Himiko's name to SLEEP MAGIC!-

-Kokichi changed Maki's name to DOYOUWANNADIE?-

-Kokichi changed Tsumugi's name to Smoog-

-Angie changed Gonta's name to PURE-

-Angie changed Ryoma's name to tired and tennis-

Mommy: I do not understand. I am your fellow classmate, not your mother.

Gay Rat Gremlin: You're like everyone's mother, so we did that!

Long Noodle Man: what

Gay Avocado: yes

DOYOUWANNADIE:  KOKICHI

Gay Rat Gremlin: Yeeeeeeeeeees?

DOYOUWANNADIE: Do you wanna die?

Gay Rat Gremlin: Nah. Maybe later

Gay Rat Gremlin: Also, Miu, thanks for the great name, but I'm bi. 

-Gay Rat Gremlin changed their name to Bi Rat Gremlin-

Robotboy: Miu this is robophobic

AwesomeGenius: I mean, you're a robot, and a boy, right?

Robotboy: technically speaking, as a robot, I have no gender, but I do present as male, yes. 

AwesomeGenius: So what's the problem?

Robotboy: I'm not sure, it just...makes me uncomfortable.

Bi Rat Gremlin: Do you want me to change it? 

Robotboy: Yes please?

-Bi Rat Gremlin changed Robotboy's name to macaroni and cheese-

macaroni and cheese: what?

Bi Rat Gremlin: Yes. 

macaroni and cheese: okay then. 

Long Noodle Man: macaroni and cheese

Gay Avocado: macaroni and cheese

AwesomeGenius: macaroni and cheese

macaroni and cheese: are you three all in the same room? 

AwesomeGenius: Nope!

Gay Avocado: Kiyo and I are. We're roommates. 

macaroni and cheese: oh yeah

macaroni and cheese: Miu, why did you join?

AwesomeGenius: TBH IDK 

macaroni and cheese: The buttered hamburger in dark kitchen?

AwesomeGenius: i forgot you can't read those but really? 

macaroni and cheese: apparently

Gay Avocado: Just don't say that to Ishimaru-senpai. He's...interesting about butter. 

macaroni and cheese: noted. 

AwesomeGenius: ooooh I love this groupchat! It's gonna be super fun!

Long Noodle Man: Oh No.