Poppy and Branch discover that there are but one of six different Troll tribes scattered over six different lands devoted to six different kinds of music: Funk, Country, Techno, Classical, Pop and Rock. A member of hard-rock royalty, Queen Barb, aid...
Barb Looks Out The Window, Thinking About Her Current Quest From Her Father.
Riff Walks Up. "So Like, We Are We Supposedly Going?"
Barb Turns To Him. "Haven't Decided"
"Well You Better Decide Quick, I'm Setting Up The GPS For A Tribe" Riff Said.
Barb Stayed Quiet.
Riff Got Concerned. "You Alright Barbie?"
"Of Course I Am! And Again, Stop Calling Me Barbie!" Barb Slaps Riffs Head.
"Ow! Okay Okay" Riff Rubs His Head.
Barb Rolls Her Eyes.
"So In All Honesty, Do You Really Wanna Do This?" Riff Asked.
Barb Hesitates To Answer.
Barb Turned To Riff. "Ofc I Do! Why Would You Even Ask That?!"
"Cause You Seem.....Doubtful" Riff Said.
Barb Scoffs. "Pfff- I Wanna Do This! And I Will Do This!"
Riff Shrugs. "Okay Then"
"Trust Me...One Way Or Another, Imma Get Those Strings" Barb Smirked.
And Broke Into A Song.
🎸 One way or another I'm gonna find ya I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya One way or another I'm gonna win ya I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya One way or another I'm gonna see ya I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya One day, maybe next week I'm gonna meet ya, I'm gonna meet ya, I'll meet ya!🎸
🎸 I wiiiiiiill rock all the triiibess Annnnnd iffff the lights are all dooooown I'll see who's arooooooouuuuund🎸
🎸 One way or another I'm gonna find ya I'm gonna get ya get ya get ya get ya One way or another I'm gonna win ya I'll get ya, I'll get ya One way or another I'm gonna see ya I'm gonna meet ya meet ya meet ya meet ya One day, maybe next week, I'm gonna meet ya I'll meet ya!🎸
Riff Banged His Head Against His Drum Again 🥁.
"Dang Your Vocals Are On Point-" Riff Said.
Barb Glared. "I'm Not Getting You Another Drumset -.-"
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Meanwhile...
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Branch Layed On 2 Barrels Due To His Hurt Booty.
Poppy Pats Branch's Back. "Okay Branch, Don't Move"
"B-But It Hurts!! That Kid Is A Demon Biter!" Branch Said.
Poppy Put Her Finger On His Lips. "Shhhh, Hush Child Hush"
Branch Pouts. "Hmph"
"Let's See If It Still Hurts" Smidge Held Up A Hammer.
Branch's Eyes Widen. "Your Gonna Hit My Buttocks With A Hammer!?!?!"
"Noooo, Ofc Not" Smidge Said.
"Phew..." Branch Said.
"Cooper Is-" Smidge Gave The Hammer To Cooper.
"Does This Hurt?" Cooper Slams The Hammer On Branch's Butt.
"OW! AYE! Not So Hard!" Branch Whined.
"What About This?" Legsly Kicks Branchs Butt.
"OH MAMA!!!" Branch Banged On The Barrel In Pain.
"Or This?" Tiny Bites Branch's Butt.
"OIIIIII!!!!" Branch Yelps.
"Guess It Does" Tiny Shrugs.
"Why Would Biting It A Second Time....Make It Feel Better TINY?!?!" Branch Glared.
"Aye Man, I'm Only 2 Days Old. So Watch Yo Mouth" Tiny Said.
Poppy Puts An Ice Pat On A Chair.
"Here Branch, Sit On The Ice Pat" Poppy Gestures.
Branch Sits On The Ice Pat. "Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Cold!"
"Well Do You Want It Hot?" Satin Asked.
"NOOOO!" Branch Replied.
"Our Thoughts Exactly" Chenille Said.
Branch Whimpers. "I'll Never Be Able To Sit Again 😖"
Poppy Opens Up The Map.
Guy Looks. "Where We Headin To Next Poppy?"
Branch Hopped Up. "No! NO! NO MORE!"
Poppy Turned To Branch. "What? Why?"
"I Can't Take This Anymore! We've Only Been To One Tribe And I'm Ready To Pull My Hair Out!!!" Branch Pulls His Hair.
"How So?" Biggie Said.
Branch Thinks. "Hmmm...Lets See....Well...I GOR TRANQUILIZED! TURNED INTO A JAZZ TROLL! WHACKED IN THE HEAD WITH A TRUMPET! AND IF THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH, HAD MY BUTTOCKS CHOMPED ON BY A PSYCHO WESTERN CHI...chi...child...😴"
Branch Fell On The Floor, Sleeping.
Smidge Gave Branch A Shot. 💉 "Ahem, Poppy. You Were Saying?"
"Thank You Smidge" Poppy Said.
"Now Where Are We Going Next?" Guy Asked Again.
Poppy Looks At The Map And Thinks. "Hmmm....The Tribe We're Going To Next Is-"
