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「 Kidnapped? 」

Chat Names:

Midoriya - Trubbish Jr
Bakugou - Baquégou
Todoroki - Thermostat
Kirishima - "I'm baby-"
Kaminari - PikaPika
Iida - Vroom
Sero - Semen Man
Tokoyami - Big birb
Shoji - Fuck Me
Sato - SugarDaddy
Koda - Purest
Ojiro - Karate kid
Aoyama - Magical Girl
Mina - AlienKween
Tsuyu - Best Girl
Uraraka - uwuraraka
Jiro - Pass the Aux
Momo - B O O B S™
Hagakure - John Fucking Cena

Occasional Chat Names:

All Might - mMM T H I C C
Present Mic - Boomx4
Eraserhead - Daddyzawa
Mineta - Irrelevant

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AlienKween: GUYS HELP-

uwuraraka: Oh? Why don't you ask Izu, huh?

PikaPika: Yeah! I'm sure he would loveee to help you

AlienKween: But guys!

Semen Man: No, don't even try to talk to us!

AlienKween: SERIOUSLY LISTEN TO ME!

Thermostat: Speaking of Midoriya, he hasn't responded to any of these messages.

AlienKween: THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!

AlienKween: He's...gone-

Thermostat: ...

Baquégou: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S GONE?!

AlienKween: Well, we were in his room, on his bed and we were-

Semen Man: Fucking

AlienKween: Wait what no!

AlienKween: We were cuddling UwU

PikaPika: I thought you said you were going to take Izu's virginity?

AlienKween: Oh, that's a inside joke of ours!

PikaPika: Da fuk?-

AlienKween: Just don't question it

AlienKween: Anyways, he started to play with my hair as we cuddled which felt like fucking heaven btw

Thermostat: Okay, okay we get it.

AlienKween: Stfu you're just jealous

Thermostat: 👀

AlienKween: So long story short I feel asleep and woke up to find a note

Baquégou: Well! What the fuck did it say?!

AlienKween: It says "Ha ha we got yo mann~" and it's signed by LOV-

Baquégou: THOSE NON-SHOWERING ASSHOLES!

uwuraraka: We have to go get him!

*Trubbish Jr has logged on Ride or Die*

uwuraraka: ...

AlienKween: ...

Thermostat: ...

Baquégou: ...

"I'm baby-": ...

PikaPika: ...