Trashing Levi's Room

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Hey this is our first one shot and I hope you enjoy!!!

~Ninja J and Ninja A

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______'s POV

I stomped angrily down the castle halls. Huffing and mumbled bad things about him under my breath. How dare he say that to all the cadets. He has no right to tell everyone about my secret. I'm a fucking squad leader! How is anyone sopossed to respect or take me seriously if they all knew I pissed myself on my first expedition! I can still picture his smug face and the way he tried to hold in a laugh. I'm gonna bitch slap that clean freak to the floor! He's already close enough to the ground as it is!

I kept walking to who knows where until I stopped and looked at his door. Levi's office, know what I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. I slam open the door and then closed it loudly. "Levi yo-...." I stopped myself and looked around his office. He's not here? I thought he said he was gonna be in his office after he "spilled the beans".

I go over to one of the doors and open it to see his spotless restroom. "Too clean!" I hiss although I should be use to this it just catches me off guard every time for some reason. Its not the first time I've seen his restroom. I go over to his bedroom door and open it. He's not here either. I look into his closet and see his cleaning supplies that only he's allowed to use. "Freak" I say as I role my eyes. God if he loves cleaning so much why doesn't he just marry his supplies.

I wonder how mad he'll get if someone hides them or throws... them..... away... A devilish smile creeps upon my face as I think of an awesome way to get him back. I gather all his supplies and carry them to one of his windows. His office is on the second story. I chuckle evily as I stick my arms out holding his precious supplies. " Asta lavista baby" I snickered and dropped the fluids from the cleaning supplies.

Then I had another idea and I quickly left the room, ran to the kitchen and made some milk chocolate and black tea. I ran back to his office being all stealthy like and began my next form of torture towards Levi. I opened the spray bottles and filled them with black tea. Then with the other containers I filled with milk chocolate. I began cackling and then stop myself biting my lip to hold it in.

I started laughing while I pictured Levi's horrified face over the loss of cleaning supplies and when he finds out I filled them with tea and milk chocolate. I wonder if he would cry and at that thought I laughed harder.

Now what else should I do? This room is way to clean. I looked at a pile of papers on Levis desk and threw them in the air. All the organized paperwork scattered across the room. Then I kick over the desk and chairs. I sit on his wheelie chair and slid across the room leaving marks on his hardwood floor. Next I went into his room I walked over to his dresser and threw his clothes all over the room. I then grab one of the milk chocolate filled containers and splashed it all over his bathroom.

I then went to get more chocolate milk and dumped the milk all over his prestige white covers and cover the mess with a black blanket and make sure it looks nice and neat.

After I satisfy my anger. I exhale and walk out of the room with a huge grin plastered on my face. Just as I shut the door I see Levi turning the corner. Holy fucking shit I need to play this off cool. And so being the ninja (get it?) I am I swiftly knocked on his door with a innocent look on my face.

"What are you doing here brat?" Levi asked with a monotone voice. I turned to look at him with a innocent puzzled look.

"Oh I thought you were in your office I was going to ask you if I can borrow your spray and some rags. " I answered. "Tch why don't you just get the ones available to everyone idiot?" He asked while raising an eyebrow. "Because you assigned today as cleaning day so all the other supplies are taken by the cadets." I said with a smirk dodging the bullets like a badass.

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