invader zim x reader onshots

tallest red x reader

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Zim gives reader as a prisoner to the tallest red, but the reason zim could catch her so easily is cuz she's deaf.
Which makes red think she is a cute pet that needs protecting

I tried following the request as best I could. Its 2 am bye z  z z
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"My tallest! It is I ZIM!"

Loud whines came from the two tallest. "Yes zim... we know."

Red gave a loud sigh as zim smirked. "The great zim has gotten you a present!"

Purple beamed. "Is it donuts!?"

"Er... no? But she could make you some!"

Ref raised a brow. "She?"

Zim nodded. "I zim has sent you a smelly pig earthling! GIR! has she been delivered?!"

"Yeeeeessssssssss"

"Good good, well my tallest I hope you enjoy! I have some earth destroying things to do!"
And with that zim hung up.

"Well that's not the worst thing zim has sent." Red spoke as purple pouts.

Suddenly the door opens as an irken walked in holding a large box. "My tallest, zim... has sent you.. this."

"Yes yes, now leave." Purple hissed as red started to open the box.

"Oh my god. Look how cute they are!!"

"Ok but can they make dobuts?"

"I.. I dont know. Hey can you make donuts?" Red asked.

(Y/n) tilted her head. She knew they where speaking but could not hear. When red and purple made a face and moved their mouth again. Ok yeah she had to do something to say she could not hear.

Slowly lifting her head and one hand she pointed to her ear.

Purple tilted his head. "Can she not speak?"

Red thought for a bit. "She cant hear."

"What?!!! Aw come on  how can we tell her to make donuts? Or snaks?"

"Ok but, look at her!"  Red lifted up the human. "She is so cute. Oh yes you are! Oh and what soft hair!"

Red nuzzled his head into (y/n)'s hair only to gasp. "Purple! Purple! She is so warm! She is warm blooded!"

"What? Move over let me hold her!"

"No! She is mine now!"

"You dont even know her name! Hand her over!"

Red turned his back to purple who was clearly pouting.
"Well maybe I can find her name! Besides she needs to be protected!"

Red looked at the human deep in thought. "Is there a way to tell me your name?"

She tilted her head and started to move her hands. Which made red coo on how cute it was.

"Purple she speaks with her hands! Look at this!!"

"Yeah. That's cool. But uh we dont know how to know what she is saying..."

Red frowned. Looking sad. There was no way they would ask zim! Zim was annoying and unwanted.

"Well maybe they can write? Didnt zim send us a thing on english?" Red hummed

Purple gave a loud and whiny sigh. "Ughh fine I'll make someone look for it."

Purple had jealousy build up in him. Red should be talking to him, not that human.

Red cooed snuggling (y/n) as purple pouts. He was being passive aggressive but it stopped when someone gave him snacks.

It has been a few days now. Red and purple found out her name was (y/n), and her hands movements was  Sign language. Which he didnt understand so they gave up on learning that very quickly.

Red snickered as he held up (y/n) "come on! Look at her! She wants a hug!"

(Y/n) had her arms stretched out waving it at purple but all he did was fake gag, that was until red smirked and out (y/n) down and pointed at purple.

(Y/n) may not be able to hear, but she knew what that ment. With a large smirk she ran for tallest purple making him yell as they fall over the snacks. Making red laugh. Soon purple joined him.

Red beamed. "I like our human."

Purple rolled his eyes with a smirk. "I know you said it so many times."

Red smirked more. "She likes me better."

"That's becouse you spoil her!"

"How can you say no to these puppy eyes!" Red laughed again pulling (y/n) in to another hug. This was the only good thing zim has ever done in his life, and they hated to say it, but they where happy for that. Mostly red.