DANGER NOODLE!!

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Danny and Thor were just chilling on the couch eat pop-tarts and watching vines when a snek was spotted on the floor slivering, "OH MY GOD-" "l'm a god shouldn't it be 'oh my Thor'?"Thor asked "oh right sorry, OH MY LOKI IT'S A SNEK" "DO I HEARD VINES" Peter yells running in to the room   "AHHHH A DANGEROUS NOODLE" He yelled and yeets himself out of the room but trips "Oof" "how dear you, run away from the snek king, BOW BEFORE THEE YOU MEWLING QUIM" "but the snek is a danger noodle." "i don't care, he's still the king BOW" so he does and then Tony walks in "what are they doing?" "they are bowing to the snek king" "what's a snek?" "i believe it's a snake" "THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY TOWER?!?!?!?" "yes, but don't worry it's just Loki" "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE I'M LEAVING" the kids unbow and pick the snek up and they put their snek king beside Thor and yeet out.

Loki transformers back into himself and just - just leaves "this kids are too weird" he mumbles.

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