REMINDER: I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST KJ OR BREE!!
Lili: Cole...
Cole: Lili...
Lili: Not the time to be a smart ass, Cole.
Cami: OH NO! IS THERE A SPROUSEHART PROBLEM?!
Casey: Do I need to plan my funeral?
Lili: What? No, but Bree just DM'd me.
Mads: Bitch did WHAT NOW?!
Nessa: I FOUND A PITCHFORK!!
Casey: Why do you have a pitchfork?
Nessa: Situations like this.
Cami: N O O N E C R O S S N E S S A!!!!
KJ: Too late.
Cole: Get tf out of here.
KJ: Nah. Lili, want to rehearse that Barchie scene in my trailer? Maybe do a little more than they're supposed to ? ;)
Lili: First of all, you are NOT winky face emoticoning me, lest you be killed. Second, no, I do not even want to think about that disgusting kiss. And third, LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
KJ: Nah.
Lili has reported KJ for unwanted contact. KJ is no longer able to message Lili.
KJ: TF?!?!
Cole: Can he see what you text now? Or what I text?
KJ: Yes.
Nessa: Doesn't seem like he can. Huh.
KJ: STOP IGNORING ME!!!!!!!
Cole: I think he can see what we text, so can anyone get him to block all of us?
KJ: COLE!! ISTG!
Casey: I can, but let's go to a chat wo KJ for this- our password protected one.
Cami: Sure.
KJ: NNNOOOOOO! LILI, I LOVE YOU!
Lili: WHY AM I GETTING DM'S FROM BREE?!
Cole: Other chat. Now.
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*SECRET CHAT* They use their character names on this, so KJ assumes it's a fan account.
Kevin Keller: OKAY. ETHEL IS DM'ING LILI. WHAT IS SHE SAYING?
Betty Cooper: "Get your hands off my mans."
Jughead Jones: WHY?!?!?
Kevin Keller: Funny how the stars crossed right 'cause we work so well and we don't even know why...
Veronica Lodge: NOT HELPING, KEV!
Kevin Keller: IT'S A BOP, VERONICA!
Toni Topaz: Focus, kids.
Cheryl Blossom: That girl needs to stop interfering in Bughead!
Kevin Keller: AGREED!
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Instagram DM's
BreeMorgan: Hey Coley ;)
ColeSprouse: Who is this?
BreeMorgan: What do you mean, who is this? It's me, baby.
ColeSprouse: Lili, did you start a Finsta?
BreeMorgan: What? No, I don't think so. This is Bree, love.
ColeSprouse: Oh. You. Leave.
BreeMorgan: But you and me are perfect together babe.
ColeSprouse: Bree... *sighs dramatically* We're broken up.
BreeMorgan: But I love you
ColeSprouse: I don't love you anymore, Bree.
BreeMorgan: But remember all the fun we used to have together? ;)
ColeSprouse: Nasty, Bree. Straight up disgusting. Anyways, you need to learn that I BROKE UP WITH YOU FOR A REASON.
BreeMorgan: BUT you and I are made for each other, babe.
ColeSprouse: This is his girlfriend, Lili. Stop coming for Cole. Move on.
BreeMorgan: Oh honey, he's using you to get over me.
ColeSprouse: It's me again, his NEW girlfriend, and I can assure you, we're not putting on an act.
BreeMorgan: Really? When did you two get together?
ColeSprouse: Still me. Hi. We got together a few days ago publicly, and as for originally, we prefer to keep that a secret.
BreeMorgan: Lili, I get that it's you. Stop saying that it's you. Anyways, why not tell the world?
ColeSprouse: Because it's more romantic if they don't really know.
BreeMorgan: Put my love back on his phone, Lili.
ColeSprouse: Why do you want to speak to me?
BreeMorgan: Would you be willing to cheat on Lili to be with me?
ColeSprouse: It's still Lili, Bree. He's right next to me and reading all of this. If you wouldn't mind leaving me alone, that'd be nice.
BreeMorgan: Will he?
ColeSprouse: I have took the phone. I would never cheat on anyone, especially not Lili.
ColeSprouse has blocked BreeMorgan
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SECRET KJ-LESS CHAT
Cheryl Blossom: Is Ethel still bothering you?
Toni Topaz: Because I'm pretty sure Cheryl can kick her ass.
Betty Cooper: She's not going to stop.
Jughead Jones: It's honestly aggravating. She needs to take the hint.
KJ Apa: Hello fans.
Jughead Jones: HOLY CRAP IS KJ APA IN HERE?!?!
Veronica Lodge: SEEMS LIKE IT!!! SQUEE!
Betty Cooper: HEY KJ!!!!
KJ Apa: Why do you guys use character names to describe things?
Cheryl Blossom: It's more interesting than our real lives.
Veronica Lodge: Yep.
KJ Apa: Well. as much as I love meeting fans, I have to go and try to find the group chat my friends have started...
Kevin Keller: BYEE BYE BI
Cheryl Blossom: Excuse him, he thinks you and Cole would make a cute couple.
KJ Apa: Sorry, I'm straight. Bye!
KJ Apa has removed the chat from view
KJ Apa has blocked all members of the chat
Toni Topaz: He's an idiot.
Cheryl Blossom: You can say that again...
Kevin Keller: I have a feeling you two are not something to mess with...
Veronica Lodge: Ditto.
Jughead Jones: I get how little interest you have, but we all have to get Ethel to stop interacting with me.
Veronica Lodge: I have an idea... but none of you will like it.
Betty Cooper: Let's hear it.
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HAHA I'M EVIL!!
Next chapter, they'll be switching from these names to their normal, or weird ones.
later loves,
~Ry
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