"Are we really making this wish?" Goku asked Chi Chi pushed him in front of Shenron. "Yes! We've been trying so hard for months to have a baby together and we haven't been able to have one! So we have to wish one!" Goku sighed. "Ok fine. Shenron....." He then smirked thinking of a way he could put this to his advantage. "I wish to bringFriezabackasababy!" He says as Shenron began to make the wish. "Goku....." Chichi said nervously as the shape of a baby with a long tail appeared in the air before dropping into Goku's arms. The baby Icejin opened his eyes and were immediately filled with a blood boiling anger. Goku smiled at him. "Hey Frieza. You look so cute as a baby!" The moment he says this Frieza started swinging his tail at him. "Wait.... can't you move your arms and legs?" He asked as Frieza immediately stopped making Goku smirk. "You can't can you?" He says as he held him close with his tail in hand. Chi Chi looked like she was about to blow a fuse when Frieza made the most adorable yawn she'd ever seen. Goku smiled as the dragon balls scattered around the world. He took Frieza inside and lied him down in the crib happily. "You'll see Chi Chi. In this situation everyone wins." "I just hope you know what you're doing you knuckle head." Chi Chi said and walked away as Goku looked at Frieza. "What are you thinking about little guy?"
Damn that filthy monkey! This is so humiliating! I shouldn't be a baby, I should be Emperor of all the universe! He screamed in his head knowing he couldn't talk to the Saiyan. The buffoon shouldn't be lying me on my tail! The blood won't flow and it'll fall off! I can't be tailless! At these thoughts he couldn't help but sob and wail. His tears felt like acid going down his cheeks as it had been a long time since he'd ever had a need to cry. Just as he started he felt two soft hands pick him up. He sniffed and looked up to see Goku holding him and looking him over. "What's wrong little guy?"
Goku heard the crying and got up in a hurry to Frieza's side. He gently picked him up and held him in his arms. "What's wrong little guy?" He says gently and noticed that his tail was slightly red as if it was heated. He realised what was wrong and gently rocked him. "I'm sorry Frieza. I didn't realise that would hurt you." He took him to the sitting room and picked up the bottle of milk he had been preparing. He put it in front of Frieza's mouth as the Icejin instinctively began to suckle. "Aww. Such a good boy." Goku says smiling. "You're going to be a strong boy when you grow up. Helping others and saving the world." He says gently kissing Frieza's forehead.
This....this is weird. Why are you being so nice to me? I have destroyed world's! I have murdered millions! Why!? Frieza thought looking at Goku as he drank. The warmth of the milk made him feel tired as he felt it flow into his stomach. Before he was finished he was fast asleep in Goku's arms feeling not only tired but safe in his strong arms.
Goku smiled as he saw Frieza drift off to sleep. He gently took away the bottle and put it on the kitchen table before taking him back to his crib. He put him down letting him sleep on his side. He put the fluffy blanket on him to keep him warm before closing the door leaving him in the dark.
