chapter two - 🅱️ritney 🅱️ear's 🅱️itches

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groupchat!

-HORNYHONG
fuck you yunho

yummyh0e
u wish you could but your wiener's too small for my big ass 😔

-HORNYHONG
biTCH-

SANdwitch
ahem cough choke i want attention

-yummyh0e

SANdwitch
so like
i can confirm that his banana and grapes aren't as small as u think
so get ur facts right my dudes

mwahwahwa
how the fuck would you know the size of his dick

SANdwitch:

woo-old:

that's really gucking fay my dude

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that's really gucking fay my dude

yummyh0e
that
that's the funniest thing you've ever texted

woo-old
this is why you don't deserve to be a fucking beanstalk
smh
shrink a foot please

-yummyh0e
fuck off
you're growth plates just decided to stop working bc u were a bitch when u were younger 🤪

SANdwitch
ANYWAY BACK TO ME
it isn't gay
i'm hetero-flexible get it right 😤

BuffButNotTuff
wait
wait wait wait

SANdwitch
what

BuffButNotTuff
does that mean you're in love with heterosexual people that r flexible

SANdwitch
why-

BuffButNotTuff
so u can fold them in bed

SANdwitch
you see, i think you're the dumb one here
and i'm gonna tease you for that

BuffButNotTuff
i wonder how obvious it was this time :')

threelines
yo i'm actually curious does that actually mean that-

-HORNYHONG
y'all r fucking dumb

SANdwitch
thaNk you

-HORNYHONG
it obviously means he's heterosexual and also flexible so HE can be folded in bed 😌

SANdwitch has left the groupchat!

yummyh0e
my idea to make a groupchat did not include people leaving the groupchat
somebody retrieve the rebel
he's ruining my dreams
he deserves a punishment

YeoSangNoLines
You guys are too harsh on him, good lord.

threelines
YEOSANG
STOP TEXTING LIKE YOU'RE AN OLD ASS MAN

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