God fucking damn it. Fuck. Shit. What the fuck. I'm Makoto Neigi, Ultimate bullshit, and I knew this was gonna happen. Togami, Kyoko and I where making fun of Junko today. Calling her a stupid bitch and shit. But it turns out she's the mastermind and she launched a nuclear missal at Hopes Peak and where all going to fucking die. "This really sucks." I tell my friend Kyoko "wtf do we do" Kyoko looked like she was internally screaming. Except also externally screaming "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
"KYOKO SHUT THE FUCK UP" Said Mondo as he strutted into the room like that one Jojo manga panel. Suddenly the whole Danganronpa Trigger Happy Havoc cast appeared in front of me!!! "What the hell are you screaming for" asked Aoi Asahina who I think is a lesbian but she hasn't told me yet. "Okay now that you fuck wads are here I can explain the problem, where all going to fucking die." Kyoko said with no emotion on her voice. "Wait wh-"Hifumi was about to talk but actually no one gives a shit about Hifumi. He was interrupted by Junko who came to explain the shit storm we and my compadres got us in. I like that haha "compadres heheheheh" "Yass Queen!! it's me Junko and I'm gonna kill all of you! There's a nuclear missile coming and ur all gonna die so have fun!!!" Junko disappeared which I guess is normal because today no one can decide what fucking room they're in.
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The entire Danganronpa Trigger Happy Havoc cast dies from a Nuclear Missile
ActionJunko Enoshima sends a nuclear missile at Hope's Peak Academy and the cast has to attempt survival by swearing a shit ton- also there's guns. Inspired by the legendary "Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ballistic Missile
