Tae: Ye humari prem kahani kab puri hogi?
kook: Jab iss Aalsi lekhak ka mann karega!
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pesh karte hain
TaeKook ki kahaniyan Hindi me!
Mat puchna "Top kaun hai? Bottom kaun?", varna jutti se maar maar ke bahar nikalungi!
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Mene socha kyun na college ko jaan liya jae, yahan ke logo ko jaan liya jae...you know what I mean? Matlab ki mere future baccho ke baap ko, so simple.
Bohot dhunda, kahin nahi mila zaalim. Pata nahi kitna tadpaega. *pouts*
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Dhundte dhundte pohoncha canteen mein. Yahan par mila vo handsome. Par bohot sad lag raha tha...
Aise kaise, mere hote hue, mere 'ae ji o ji' sad? Impossible!
TMI but, Shaadi ke baad naam se nahi bulaunga, dhatt! Ese sanskar nahi hai mere!
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Naam se yaad aaya, mujhe naam to pata hi nahi, *dramatic gasp* mere future baccho ko kya bolunga? Naam to janna hi padega, ab to naam pata sab janna padega, dil jo lagaya hai *blush*
(Jeongguk ko nahi pata pura canteen use ghur ghur ke dekh raha hai, kyunki uska uski body pe control nahi hai, to jo vo soch raha hai, vo bol bhi raha hai, or act bhi kar raha hai, blushing, gasping, sab)
Anyways, chalo chalte hai saiyaan ji ke paas. *sharmaing but future family ki khatir confidence laana padega*
"oe hoe sharmaati dulhan, zara idhar to aana"
Ye kaun bola? Mene idhar udhar dekha to kuch hatte katte ladke mujhe dekhke ajeeb expression de rahe the, vahi jo filmo me villain heroine ko satane se pehle dete hai...
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...han vahi.
"are han tu hi jaaneman, tujhe hi bol rahe hai"
Hehe, inko lagta hai ki mein koi abla naari hun, but yaar saiyaan ji ke saamne tamasha? Nahi nahi, family shuru hone se pehle hi khatm ho jaegi, control Jeongguk control!!
Mein ek pyaari hasi ke saath unke paas gaya, mann mein ek hi mantra 'control Jeongguk control', kyunki inko nahi pata mein ek chalti firti musibat se kam nahi.
Jeongguk: "hi, mera naam Jeongguk hai, aap log kaise hai?"
Villain: "are wah, bada sanskari lagta hai-"
Jimin: "BHAI, please usko chod do" Peeche se aae jimin bhai, meri raksha ke liye. Great. Tamasha hoega ab to. Get ready with your popcorns.
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Villain: "kahe be? Koi khaas baat?"
Jimin: "nahi vo kya hai na, ladka naya naya aaya hai-"
Villain: "are tabhi to show mein maza aaega"
Jimin: "ab vo to waqt bataega ki show kiska hoga"
Villain: "DHAMKI DE RAHA HAI?"
Jeongguk: "baat sambhaal ne aae ho ya bigaadne? Nonsense"
Jimin: "tujhe kiska darr hai be, you are almost superman"
Jeongguk: "dekho humko apne future patidev ke saamne koi tamasha nahi karna, aur mujhe nahi lagta ki aap bhi hobi bhaiya ke saamne kuch karna chahoge?" *smiles innocently*
Jimin: "HOBI JI? KIDHAR HAI?"
Jeongguk: "udhar" *points where hobi was sitting and staring at jikook*
Villain: "oeeee ye kya khusur phusur chal rahi-"
Jimin: "dikh nahi raha future family planning chal rahi hai, chup kar-"
Jeongguk: "satyanaash" mene dekha saiyaan ji ko to vo MERI HI TARAF DEKH RAHE THE, MISSION ABORT, SAIYAAN JI NOTICED, ABORT ABORT.
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