Swacchta abhiyan
Modi ji ka naam lete hue mene din ki shuruat kari. Aaj classes nahi thi meri par mujhe pata tha uski hai.
Isilie subah 6 baje uthke, hallway me paani daal diya, aur phir acche se pocha laga diya. Sirf utna hi ache se ki mera kaam ho jaae.
Phir apne room me jaake padne beth gaya. Intezaar kara uske bahar aane ka…
5 min baad.
Aaja...
10 min baad...
Jaldi aa…
20min…
Kahan marr gaya??
“UII MAAAAAÀAAA. YE YAHAN ITNA GEELA KYUN HAI??”
“plan successful. YES YES YES” uske chillane ki awaaz mere liye sangeet se kam nahi thi.
Wahhh kya originality hai. Taaliyan to baja do mere liye!!!!!
Masoom sa chehra banake mein bahar gaya to dekh ke zoro se hasne ka mann kiya par character me rehna zaruri tha.
Chipakli ki tarah zameen par leta tha.
“Oh ho. Kya hua aapko?”
“Ye yahan pani tune daala?”
“Han bohot gandagi ho rahi thi to saaf kar diya”
“To batana to chahiye tha?”
“Mene darwaza bajaya tha Par aapke gaane ke volume me aapko sunai hi nahi diya hoga”
Uska chehra dekhne layak tha. Mein out of control hue jaa raha tha. Bohot hasi aa rahi thi.
“Meri daal chad rahi hai, Bye. Ese mat lete rahiye, Classes nahi jaana?”
“Lekin meri help--”
Ignore maarte hue mein bhaag ke apne room me aa gaya aur zameen par hi late gaya. Itna khul ke hasa ki pet me dard ho raha tha.
Ye to sirf shuruat hai Taehyung. Aage aage dekho hota hai kya.
Ewwww
Classes se aane ka time ho raha tha uska and mera mixture abhi tak ready nahi tha…
Chii kitna ganda hai. Vo zarur pareshaan hoga.
Phatafat mene vo mixture uske doorknob pe laga diya.
Mene phir uske aane ka wait kiya. Mene bataya nahi? Mere room me ek choti si window hai, pura street dikhta hai. Wahan se mene dekh liya ki vo aa raha.
Bohot thaka hua lag raha tha. Par phir bhi hasin?? Uff. Apni ankhen bechne ka mann kar raha tha.
Mene darwaze ke paas kaan lagake kiya intezaar.
“AAAAAÀAAAAA YAAAAK CHIIIIIIIIIII YE KYA HAI?”
apne hi room me ek chota sa victory dance kiya.
“PYAAZ?”
han bhaiya, kota ke pyaaz bohot rulate hai. Mene to chambal hi baha di unhe kaatne me. *wipes away fake tears*
“GREECE?”
Chii kitna rough rough tha. Abhi bhi haat se nahi gaya.
“LAHSUN?” (GARLIC?)
Smell to aani chahiye na!!
“KAHIN YE REEMA AUNTY KA GHATIYA DETERGENT POWDER TO NAHI? USKI BADBU CHIIIIIIIII”
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