You Are Too Annoying

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The little wolf seemed as if it didn't hear it, and calmly looked at him.

"Fuck," Xu Bei turned back and continued to rummage around his box, "Good-For-Nothing Wolf, come over."

The little wolf rose up in one bound off the floor, it did not wait for Xu Bei's soul to come back to avoid it, his face had already been licked by its rough barbed tongue, then he saw the little wolf jump directly into the box. It treads on the inside of the box, the packed bags inside made a clattering noise.

"I fuck your grandfather, ah!" Xu Bei jumped up and cursed. After he finished cursing, he remembered that this plaything is a wolf. Its grandfather is certainly a wolf too, moreover, it is a male wolf. So he once again got super annoyed and kicked the box with his foot, "Can you not fucking calm down for a moment!"

The little wolf stared blankly for a moment, quickly quieted down, and sat down in the box on its butt. It then looked up at Xu Bei.

Xu Bei didn't know what expression to use in response, he silently pointed at the little wolf for quite a while. The little wolf actually didn't mind being pointed at all the time. Seeing that Xu Bei didn't make a sound, it lowered his head and began to dig into the box with his mouth.

"You come out for Laozi!" Xu Bei pulled the little wolf by its ear to drag it out. The wolf used its two front paws to press against the box and it refused to come out. In the end, Xu Bei used his full strength so that the wolf had even brought the box along with it and flipped it over to the ground. The food in the box also spilled out. He himself did not keep his balance and took a seat on the floor.

Xu Bei looked at the packaged bags and sadness grew in his heart. He simply reclined back on the floor: "Fuck, only when you torment your Dad to death will you feel satisfied."

The little wolf ignored him and sniffed at the bags on the ground one by one. From time to time, it would extend its paw to flick one off to the side. Xu Bei laid down for a while until he couldn't stand the slight chill from the ground and sat up and pointed to that bag of alcohol-filled chocolates : "I'm giving you the chance to atone for your crimes in exchange for a meritorious deed, you help Laozi and take that bag of chocolates over here."

The little wolf looked at his hand and dug its snout into a pouch of egg rolls in front of it.

"Not this one, that red package," Xu Bei's finger moved, "Ah, you wolves are color-blind aren't you..."

The little wolf didn't look at him. He sniffed all along the way and stopped in front of the chocolate. As if to prove Xu Bei's words were wrong, it did not hesitate to pick up the bag of chocolates in its mouth and made a small running jump in front of Xu Bei.

"Hey," Xu Bei was indeed a little surprised. He took the chocolate and sighed bit ruefully while tearing it open, "I really don't understand. You can understand what humans say. I've told you a hundred times over to act like a wolf and to stop fucking indiscriminately licking, but you didn't understand it at all, speaking to you is senseless. Yet now, it seems like you've really been pretending. You can understand what I say, can't you, ah?"

The little wolf earnestly stared at Xu Bei for a long time, then it subsequently laid down on its stomach, its paws went up to its face and no longer took notice of Xu Bei.

Xu Bei wanted to laugh a little bit. He thought that this little plaything was quite capable. He peeled out a piece of chocolate and put it in his mouth. He deliberately smacked his lips and ate very noisily. The little wolf's ears flicked but did not move.

So Xu Bei took another piece and peeled it then put it right next to the little wolf's nose: "Son, take a whiff, this is your Dad's magic potion, do you still remember? Thinking back to when I saw you for the first time, you still hadn't teethed..."

Wolf's Temptation (狼的爱恋) Chinese BL Translation by: 巫哲Where stories live. Discover now