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Cop: WAKE UP YOU COCK SUCKERS! Get Ready for The Day!

Dean: Hey I've only done that once...

Everyone looks at Dean.

Dean: What I kissed a chicken on the beak.

Everyone sighs in relief.

Breakfast...

Sasha: We Honestly Do Not Need to be Here.

Seth: Agreed

Dean: Oh My God Just Make Out already!

Seth Punches Dean in the mouth. Sasha starts blushing Hard.

Sasha: Well That happened.

Seth: Sorry About that. Dean's naturally a Dick.

Dean: Whatever imma find the biggest guy here & Beat The Shit outta him.

Sasha: Seth, Did Dean Ever Break The Law?

Seth: All. The. Time!

Sasha:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bayley: HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG! *Hugs Sasha & Seth*
Aww look at you.

Sasha: I've Got a Feeling we're gonna become friends Bayley.

Bayley: Best Friends? 😊

Sasha: Yes.

Dean: SHIIIIIIIIIT! *Lands on Table*

Seth: Dean?

Dean: What I said I was fighting the biggest guy here.

Roman: we Didn't Think you were actually gonna do it.

Dean: Then Think!

Charlotte: Smartest Thing He's Ever Said?

Everyone Else: Yes!

Finn: So Dean, Who Kicked Your Ass.

Dean: Idk something about Mr. Mcnightre.

Roman: The Fuck?

Becky: imma kick his ass for you.

Bayley: Don't!😞😞😞

Back in Cell...

Becky: Dean are you ok?

Dean: Yeah. I've been through worse. I once got my skull cracked.

Bayley: What Did The Guy look like?

Dean: The Guy? I think what you meant was The GUYS!

Everyone: 😲😲😲😲😲😲😲

Cop: HEY COCK SUCKERS! SHUT THE FUCK UP IN THERE!

Dean: I TOLD YOU I ONLY DID THAT ONCE!

Everyone stares at Dean.

Dean: What I kissed a 🐓.

Everyone sighs.

Seth: Come up with jokes that don't sound like gay Sex.

Sasha: *giggles*

Another Chapter Finished.

Next Chapter Will have a bunch of Bullshit!

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