Cop: WAKE UP YOU COCK SUCKERS! Get Ready for The Day!
Dean: Hey I've only done that once...
Everyone looks at Dean.
Dean: What I kissed a chicken on the beak.
Everyone sighs in relief.
Breakfast...
Sasha: We Honestly Do Not Need to be Here.
Seth: Agreed
Dean: Oh My God Just Make Out already!
Seth Punches Dean in the mouth. Sasha starts blushing Hard.
Sasha: Well That happened.
Seth: Sorry About that. Dean's naturally a Dick.
Dean: Whatever imma find the biggest guy here & Beat The Shit outta him.
Sasha: Seth, Did Dean Ever Break The Law?
Seth: All. The. Time!
Sasha:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bayley: HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG! *Hugs Sasha & Seth*
Aww look at you.Sasha: I've Got a Feeling we're gonna become friends Bayley.
Bayley: Best Friends? 😊
Sasha: Yes.
Dean: SHIIIIIIIIIT! *Lands on Table*
Seth: Dean?
Dean: What I said I was fighting the biggest guy here.
Roman: we Didn't Think you were actually gonna do it.
Dean: Then Think!
Charlotte: Smartest Thing He's Ever Said?
Everyone Else: Yes!
Finn: So Dean, Who Kicked Your Ass.
Dean: Idk something about Mr. Mcnightre.
Roman: The Fuck?
Becky: imma kick his ass for you.
Bayley: Don't!😞😞😞
Back in Cell...
Becky: Dean are you ok?
Dean: Yeah. I've been through worse. I once got my skull cracked.
Bayley: What Did The Guy look like?
Dean: The Guy? I think what you meant was The GUYS!
Everyone: 😲😲😲😲😲😲😲
Cop: HEY COCK SUCKERS! SHUT THE FUCK UP IN THERE!
Dean: I TOLD YOU I ONLY DID THAT ONCE!
Everyone stares at Dean.
Dean: What I kissed a 🐓.
Everyone sighs.
Seth: Come up with jokes that don't sound like gay Sex.
Sasha: *giggles*
Another Chapter Finished.
Next Chapter Will have a bunch of Bullshit!
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Trip To Ambrose Asylum
Fanfictionwhen WWE Superstars are caught under false suspicion they are taken to Dean Ambrose's Asylum!