Theresa may was so depresd after losing her job as the priminster. She came to you crying saying 'I'm such a bitch, I can't belive they kicked me out'. You agree saying that fuck them libtards you are the only cute boi.
You deside to give theresa a present to show how much you love her. You blindfold her (kinky) and put her in a car and you drive to the biggest, thiccest and deepest wheat filed which is in Boris Johnsons hair.
You un blindfold her and she starts crying with happiness.
She starts running around.
Suddenly she drops of Boris's head and dies.
You laugh, that was your plan all along.
The end
