Ash: *attempting to hail a cab* F**K
Jule: ASH
Ash: *starts cursing in Arabic*
Aaron: hey guys I got a cab *he's magical oooooo*
Ash: *starts talking to the cab driver* hey guys guess what, we get a free ride because he knows my grandpa, get in!
Jule:Tony and Alex stop making out Trixy and Remy come on
*at the hotel*
Ash: *to the cab driver* masa-lama
Jule: oof hurry guys..
Tony: coming jeez
Alex: Just because we are gay does not mean we are different
Jule: I never said that guys
Ash: come on slow pokes you can make out when we get back to the hotel
Aaron: the only thing different is you guys are slow
Tony: Well maybe we want to make out now
Alex: YEAH REEEEEKKKKKKK
Aaron: you don't get to say that REEEEEKKKK
Ash: just hurry the f**k up
*all get back to the hotel*
Alex: come on Tony lets go
Tony: fine
*tony and alex run ahead*
Aaron: wait up we are sharing a room and i don't have a key
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Scene 30
{Tony, Alex, Jule, Ash & Aaron}
Aaron: *walks into Tony and Alex's room*
Aaron: OH MA GODDDD NOT AGAIN
Alex: I know we're so hot *dramatic hair flip*
Ash: *knocks on hotel door* guys I just had pizza delivered to my room, come and get so-
*everyone comes running to the room*
*everyone witnesses alex and tony naked*
Jule: What the frick guys. Are you using condoms? *acts like a mom*
Ash: omg put some f**king clothes on
Samantha: that would be great
Tony: *embarrassed*
Alex: *covers up body with sheet*
Ash: ewww now there is going to be PENIS juice on the f**king sheets
Aaron: go put those blankets in the wash so the next person to sleep in that bed doesn't have cum on their face
Jule: jeez guys stop being mean they're just being human beings
Aaron: well they can be human beings in their own bed!
Jule: Ya know what let's just leave jeez guys
Aaron: you know what, you werent invited to join in with them on the plane
Samantha: so
Jule: why would I want to that's just wrong especially because their gay
Samantha: yeah
Ash: no one wants to be involved in a threesome
Samantha: not even you Aaron
Jule: and like i'm half gay so... it's kinda weird...
Aaron: Yeah.Yeah. totally agree with you Jule
Jule: okay? So?
Tony: WHY ARE YOU GUYS STILL HERE GO AWAY!!!!
Ash: right sorry
Jule: leaving now, come on Aaron let's go
Aaron: I'm coming!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Scene 31
{back in their hotel room}
Jule: you guys are lucky you didn't come
Trixy: why?
Ash: you don't want to know why
Trixy: yes I do
Jule: no you do-
Aaron: TONY AND ALEX WERE HAVING S*X
Samantha: yeah
Trixy: Oh f**k I don't want to know anymore
Tony: *walks in the room*
Tony: You guys ruined my orgasm
Ash: oh hi Tony
Alex: *walks in the room*
Alex: We are getting a flight back to America! 
Ash: *very uncomfortable*
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Scene 32
{the airport}
*All in the cab*
Alex: Well that was not very fun
Jule: It wasn't
Samantha: many because tony and Alex were just making out and Having s*x the entire time
Aaron: MAYBE CAUSE ALEX AND TONY RUINED IT WITH YOUR ORGASMS
Ash: calm the f**k down
*at the airport*
Ash: ok we got snacks we just have to wait for the plane
Aaron: I'm so glad that I don't have to share a room with Tony and Alex
Trixy: Oof I feel bad for u
Tony: hey
Trixy: whaaat
*gun shots*
LOUDSPEAKER AIRPORT PERSON: *starts speaking in arabic*
Jule: Ash, do you know what the loudspeaker just said
Ash: yah... they said that there is a shooter inside the airport and we are going into lock down
Alex: wait WHAT
Samantha: just great
Ash: that means that we can't leave until they catch the shooter
Jule: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I can't have boba ever again
Ash: no one leaves and no one enters
Remy: I'm scared
Jule: You'll be fine Remy there's a lot of people other than us*
*by "us" I mean group, k dudes so don't think any different* UwU I SHIP IT!!!!
Alex: omg I just farted because I'm so scared
Samantha: please just stop
Tony: *crying* I don't want to dieeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Jule: you're not going to die guys jeez
Ash: stop being a baby
*3 hours later*
Ash: I'm going to use the bathroom be right back
Jule: ok don't get killed
Ash: I will try not to
*in the bathroom*
Ash : *singing to self* washing my hands washing my hands doo doo doo doo washing my ha-
*sees blood on wall*
Ash: oh sh*t
*runs back to group*
Jule: What happened, you look like you just saw a ghost oof
Ash: t-there w-was bl-lood-d on-n t-the w-walls
Jule: really or is that just to scare us
Ash: I'm not kidding come see
Aaron: oooo I wanna see
Ash: I will take a picture of the blood and show you when I get back
Jule: whatever...
*goes back to the bathroom and takes a picture then goes back to the group*
Jule: how do I know it's not photoshopped
Samantha: I don't know, it looks real to me...
Ash: come with me I'll show you
Trixy: and can Remy and I come too
Samantha: I want to come to
Ash: that's fine come on
Jule: I still don't believe a word your saying
*the power goes out*
Ash: oh..........sh*t
Trixy: let's turn on our phone lights
Jule: what....the....frick
Ash: this is scary
Remy: no sh*t sherlock
Ash: hey that's my thing you a**hole
Remy: hehe
Samantha: guys don't start
Jule: okay guys just shut up
Trixy: what the hell is this
Jule: it's blood you idiot
Trixy: I knew that Jule
Jule: no you didn't, because you asked
Ash: kay guys i'm getting the f**k outta here who's coming with me
Jule: meeeeeee it's so boring here.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Scene 33
{in friken america!!!}
Jule: I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND TO THE REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT STANDS ONE NATION UNDER GOD INDIVISIBLE AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!!!
Remy: you sure you're okay is there something wrong
Jule: nope nothing wrong! We are back in America that's it
Remy: okay.
Alex: Let's be grateful that Tony and I did not have s*x on the plane ride home
Samantha: sure
Aaron: what a wonderful thing to be grateful for Alex
Jule: *whispers* considering that you probably wanted to do a threesome with them
Aaron: huh?
Jule: nothing, nothing heh
Aaron: I'm not gay you stupid potato
Aaron: They both have tiny pepes too
Jule: so you 're saying that you have a small pepe too
Aaron: No I have a giant one [as if]
Jule: what the frick eww
Alex: *Tries to peek*
Trixy: what are you doing
Tony: ALEX ARE YOU TRYING TO LOOK?! BC we are
Alex: hmmmmm looks decent.
Ash: ALEX STOP IT
Aaron: WHAT THE HECKKKKK REEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK
Samantha: everyone just stop!
Trixy: if you want to do that go back to your dorm room
Jule: *ewww*
Ash: stop trying to look at Aarons d**k
Alex: I'm sorry, I'm gay!!!
Tony: *Tries to peek too*
Aaron: Tony dont eve-
Aaron: TONY WHAT THE HECKKKK REEEEEKKK
Ash: come on Trixy lets go
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
scene 34
{Trixy & Ash's dorm}
Ash: I'm boreddddddddddddddddd
Trixy: so am I
Jule: *knocks* open up guys
Ash: why
Jule: because I don't want to open it myself idiots 
Ash: ok *opens door*
Jule: Sooo i'm bored and I haven't gotten my daily dose of boba so let's go to a boba place like right NOW  
Ash: ok let me get my wallet
JUle: YOUR TREAT YESSSSSS!!!!!!
Ash: my wallet looks like a tea mug
Aaron: *walks in the room*
Aaron: Guys there's a problem....... I have never had boba
Ash: what the actual F**K how have you never had boba it's so good
Samantha: actually I haven't either
Aaron: *Runs away*
*Everyone starts chasing him* *Jule stays behind because she doesn't want to run*
Everyone: YOU HAVE NEVER HAD BOBA?!?!?!?!       
Aaron: *runs to alex and tony's room*
Aaron: OH MY GOD JESUS CHRIST NOT AGAIN
Alex: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tony: Hi
Aaron: *Starts running again*
Everyone: ALEX, TONY!! AARONS NEVER HAD BOBA!!
Alex: WHAT!
Tony: NO!!
All: *STart chasing Aaron again*
Ash: let's just get boba
Everyone: No we must kill!!!!!!
Jule: *still walking over* I'm too lazy to run soo
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Scene 35
{the boba place}

new scriptWhere stories live. Discover now