Scene 1
{Hallway}
Ash (mutters): Hmmm, this year shouldn't be that bad.
*Ash bumps in Trixy*
Ash: Ahh!!!
Trixy's books fall to the ground.
Ash: sorry about that...
Trixy: It's ok.
*Trixy and Ash pick up Trixy's books*
Trixy: Thanks.
Ash: It was the least I could do.
Trixy: What class do you have for 1st period?
Ash: Home E.C.
Trixy: Cool, I have Gym
Ash checks the time.
Ash: Great, now I'm going to be late.
Trixy: Me too.
Ash: Nice meeting you.
Trixy: Bye and you too.
*They run off to their classes*
Trixy: Oh holy crap I have Home E.C. not Gym for 1st period.
Trixy starts to run to Home E.C.
Mrs. Crowley: Miss. Cleveland, Miss Whiter you're late.
Mrs. Crowley: I don't expect this ever again, got that?
*Trixy and Ash sit next to each other.*
Ash (whispers): What are you doing here?
Trixy (whispers): I confused my first period with last period.
Mrs. Crowley: Silence! You two out of my kitchen!
Ash: I guess she hates us now...
Trixy: 3 2 1...
Mrs. Crowley: PEOPLE WHO TALK IN MY CLASS ARE GONNA REPEAT 10TH GRA———
Trixy interrupts: Let's run!
Ash: Yup.
Ash (while looking at teacher): You look like a tomato...
*Ash runs after trixy*
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Scene 2
{outside}
Trixy: Lol, You are totally right Mrs. Crowley looks like a tomato.
Ash: Wanna get lunch?
Trixy: I know a great place to eat.
*Trixy tugs at Ash's shirt*
Trixy: Come on!
Ash: Fine, give me a sec.
Trixy: SHOOT, TOMATO HEAD AGAIN!
*Ash pulls on Trixy's shirt*
Trixy: RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!!
Mrs. Crowley: COME BACK HERE SCUMBUG BUTT ELEPHANTS!!!
Ash: What was that tomato head?!?
*Trixy blushes as running with Ash*
Ash: We are alive, yay!!!
Ari: WILL YOU SHUT UP??!??
Samantha: Ari, Calm down a notch.
Ari: Ok, I am calm.
{3 seconds later while they are still yelling}
Ari: SHUT UP!!!
Samantha: I thought you said you were calm!
Ari: I liedz. Sorry
Trixy: Sorry for annoying you, we'll quiet down.
Samantha: Sorry, she has anger issues.
Trixy: It's fine.
Ash: Come on!! Let's go eat.
Trixy: Ok, Ok calm down!
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Scene 3
{Hallway again}
Noah: Hey Summer.
Summer: Hey. :(
Noah: What's wrong?
Summer: Are the rumors true?
Noah: Which ones?
Summer: The ones about you cheating on me.
Noah: Of course not! I love with all my heart to death.
Summer: Ok good, I was worried.
Noah: Don't worry baby. Everything is ok.
{5 min later}
Summer: Hey babe.
Noah: hey
Summer: Wanna go see a movie?
Noah: sure
Summer:Can I see your phone?
Noah: Sure?
Summer: So it was true?
Noah: No it is not true.
Summer: then explain this.
Noah: Fine it is true
Summer: I knew it was true. UR GAY !!
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Scene 4
{Break, over the phone}
Hailey: I can't wait till you move here and we go to school together!
Ari: I know, we haven't seen each other in like 4 years.
Hailey: So do you have a crush?
Ari: yeh.
Hailey: if you tell me then I'll tell you my crush.
Ari: One, I don't care who you like.Two, I'm NEVER telling you who I like.
Hailey: Just tell me, is it a girl?
Ari: ...
Hailey: Oh so it's a girl!!
Ari: I never said that.
Hailey: but it's not a boy..
Ari: well duh its a boy.
Hailey: Hey, I have to go, mom wants me to do laundry.
Ari: Talk soon.
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Scene 5
{Lunch}
Alex: Hey Tony I need to tell you something
Tony: What is it
Alex: I-I like you
Tony: B***CH ME TOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ash, Jule, and Aaron walk by
Aaron: Spill the tea sis *sips tea*
Ash: Oooo YASS SLAY QUEEN *also sips tea*
Alex and Tony: Hey who asked you!
Jule: MMMMM I SHIP IT!!!!!
Tony: SHUT UP JULE
Jule: MAKE ME BRO!!!
Ash: OOOOOOOOOOOO
Aaron: spill even more tea sis HHAA *spills the rest of his tea*
Jule: I OWN YOU
Ash: OOF you just got roasted and toasted
Tony: *embarrassed*
Alex: *kisses Tony*
Jule *starts fangirling* AHHHH YEET!!! I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME
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Scene 6
{class}
Jule: I ship Talex
Ash: Oo same B***ch
Alex: will you shut up already
Jule: NO!!!!
Aaron: *gets more tea and spills it*
Jule: You guys were made for each other
Aaron: *gets more tea*
Ash: *gets tea*
Ash: *throws tea at Alex and Tony*
Jule: tea for the wedding
Alex: Hey! My shirt!
Jule: you know it's going to happen.
Alex: no it's not
Jule: so you don't like Tony
Alex: it's not like that
Tony: Jule stop your making him uncomfortable
Ash: so, your making US uncomfortable
Aaron: *SPILLS TEA*
Jule: Aaron stop spilling tea you're making a mess
Aaron: Awwww, so, relationships are, messy tea = relationships, It's FREAKING LOGIC
Jule: Aaron stop.
Aaron: fineee ok I will stop
Jule: Thank you...
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Scene 7
{TOMATO HEAD}
Ash: guys its TOMATO HEAD again
Ash: and she hates me
Jule: RUN!!!!
*everybody runs for their freaking life*
Ash: I'm freaking sonic the hedgehog b***ch
Mrs. Crowley: get back here!!!
Ash: I'm not coming back anytime soon TOMATO HEAD
Mrs. Crowley: oh you are going to get it now Ash! *slowly hobbles after Ash*
Ash: not by a long shot
Jule: *starts dying of laughter*
Ash: *also starts dying of laughter*
Ash: smell ya later TOMATO HEAD
Jule: oof that was so mean, you are so mean guys
Ash: that's her fault for being boring and mean
Ash: and she gets a taste of her own medicine
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Scene 8
{after school at the mall}
Sam: *sees Alex and Tony holding hands*
Sam: *gets jealous*
Hailey: hey sam what's wrong?
Sam: oh nothing
Hailey: are you sure?
Sam: yeah..
Hailey: well your looking at tony and alex so...
Hailey: *in weirdo voice* are you jealous of their relationship
Sam: No... Maybe....fine I am
Hailey: Don't worry you'll find someone I just know it!
Sam: mmhmm
Hailey: okay what's really bothering you
Sam: it's nothing.
Hailey: ok...whatever you say
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Scene 9
{Hallway}
Jule: Hey Ash did we have homework last night.
Ash: I don't think so but what I do know is that someone is looking at you--
Jule: oh that's probably the new-- *bisexualness kicks in*
Jule: sht... holy. Crap. she's. cute...
Ash: I smell a ship
Jule: ash no.
Ash: oh yes.
*Remy walks over*
Remy: hi, are you Jule
Jule: uh yeah that's me! *bisexual paniccc ooof* Who might you be?
Remy: Remy, and I think you're supposed to show me around
Jule: Right.. So let's go!
Ash: *winks* have fun...
Jule: ASH!
Ash: *sarcastic* what?
*Remy and Jule walk away*
Ash: I'm lonely now 😢
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Scene 10
{tony & Alex in their dorm}
Tony: hey alex what do you want for lunch?
Alex: eh, it doesn't matter.
Tony: wanna get In-N-Out!
Alex: HELL YEAH BABE!!
*they chest bump*
*they both start laughing*
Alex: that was so funny!!!!😂
Tony:😂
*Ash knocks*
*Tony opens the door*
Alex: hey ash we were just about to head out for lunch, wanna join us?
Ash: sure..
Tony: what's wrong?
Ash: my little Jule is all grown up...
Tony: o...m...g... did she find someone!?!
Alex: I need to make some tea
Ash: mmhhhmm
Tony: omg i'm so sorry your going to be so lonely. Your the 5th wheel.
*they both give Ash a hug*
Alex: you can sit with us during lunch how about that
Tony: we'll make sure we find the right person for you too.
Ash: thanks guys
Alex: but you didn't hear me scream "hell yeah babe" right?
Ash: Oh yes I did it was so funny
Alex: oh ok, that was embarrassing
Tony: and our plans for In-N-OUT!!!
Alex: it's okay Tony another day.
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Scene 11
{on the stairs}
Summer: I still can't believe he cheated on me...
Aaron: Girl, you need to get over it. I mean he lied to you about being GAY. TEA B***CHS!!!!!!!
Summer: I know right and I kissed him... *under breath* multiple times.
Aaron: don't worry everything will be fine here have some tea you need it
Summer: thanks, is it green tea?
Aaron: no black tea the most soothing of them all
Summer: ok *starts crying*
Aaron: what's wrong?
Summer: I just can't believe he would lie about that.
Aaron: Maybe he wasn't sure so he didn't say anything but then realized he was gay and was trying to find a way to tell you..?
Summer: If he had just told me, I would be fine with it but the fact that he decided not to tell me he was questioning his sexuality kinda makes it worse.
Aaron: YEET!!!!
Summer: Aaron..
Aaron: yesh
Summer: I'm just scared
Aaron: there's no need to be though
Summer: yeah right i'm failing all of my classes and all of my teachers hate me
Aaron: Well I can help you with homework but you have to promise to turn them in
Summer: thanks Aaron you're such a big help
Aaron: anytime
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Scene 12
{p.e.}
*Jule and ash running*
Jule: p.e. Sucks
Ash: I know right
*Tony and Alex catch up*
Tony: so anything you want to tell us Jule???
Jule: no...
Alex: don't lie we know about it
Jule: about what?
Tony&Alex: Remyyyyyy, oooooo
Jule: Ash!
Ash: sorry I was bored last night
Jule: fine you guys just have to promise me you won't tell anyone not even her
Tony: who, her?
Jule: ya know her
Alex: what's her name
Jule : remy...
Tony: thank you.
Alex: we will be sure not to tell ANYONE
Jule: the second you see her you're going to tell her anyway so why keep the promise
*runs farther ahead then the rest*
Ash: i ThInK wE mAdE hEr MaD 0_0 UwU
Alex: yup, let's just leave her alone for now
Tony: yeah...
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Scene 13
{Ash&Trixy's dorm}
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Ash: hehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Trixy: huh? You good
Ash: yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
Trixy: are you drunk
Ash: NOIII
Trixy: k gurlll spill the tea
Ash: what tea
Trixy: your hiding some tea in that brain of yours, spill
Ash: ?
Trixy: you don't have tea...
Ash: no..
Trixy: k fine i'll start
ASh: ok
Trixy: My tea is that I LOVE YOU!
Ash: okay...
Trixy: well don't you love me to? *rejected*
Ash: well ya but-
Trixy: *kisses Ash*
Jule: *knocks on door*
Jule: open up!!
Ash: *opens door*
Ash: what, i'm tired
Jule: Aaron come on in
Ash: wait what
Aaron: don't wait what me, we planned a sleepover remember?
Ash: Oh ya its the first night in our new dorms.
*closes door*
Trixy: Hey Jule where's Remy?
Jule: she said she was busy. Also how do you know remy?
Trixy: Ash duh...
Jule: Ash srsly
Ash: WHAT I WAS BORED, AGAIN!!
Ash: so what do you guys want to do tonight we don't have school tomorrow?
Trixy: I don't know but Easter is in 2 days. 😱😁🐰🥚
Ari: *knocks on dorm*
Ash: Hey Jule... Aaron, did y'all invite anyone?
Jule & Aaron: No...
Ash: *opens door*
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Scene 14
Ash: Who are you?
Ari: I'm Ari, I just moved here. Are you Ash?
Ash: Yes.. Why?
Ari: The dean said that you are supposed to show me around..
Jule, Aaron, & Trixy: Who is it??!
Ash: Someone new.
Ari: Sorry, I didn't know you had company. I'll leave.
Ash: No, Its fine, just give me a minute.
Ari: Okay.
Ash: *goes inside dorm and closes door*
Ash: *flashback to earlier that day*
Dean: So Ash, you're going to have to show the new girl around. When she gets here I will send her to your dorm.
Ash: Ok.
*End flashback*
Ash: Holy Crap!! I completely forgot.
Trixy: What?
Ash: I told the dean I would show the new girl around.
Trixy: Well go ahead, we'll wait.
Ash: Ok thanks.
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Scene 15
{The hall}
Ari: so where are you taking me first
Ash: I'm gonna show you around the main building.
Ari: Ok cool, also do you know a girl named Hailey?
Ash: yeah, why
Ari: oh just wondering
Ash: ok do you already know where your dorm is
Ari: No
Ash: what number is it
Ari: 69
Ash: ok it looks like you will be sharing a dorm with Hailey
Ari: That's funny
Ash: Why?
Ari: Cause we've known each other since Kindergarten, but she moved away in 2nd grade.
Ash: Oh cool
Ari: Yea, I can't wait to see her again.
ASh: So anyway, here's your dorm, I'll wait here while you set your stuff down and then I'll give you the full tour.
Ari: Ok
*opens door, goes inside, and closes door*
Ash *hears screams* Holy crap, they must be excited..
*door opens*
Ari: K, I'm ready
Ash: Ok
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{Ash & Trixy's room.}
