Why henlo my fresh potatoes! It's Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood! Ready for a new story? –w–? Well this won't be your average story! No no no, I can guarantee it will not be like the rest. This is something you've never seen in your life.
This will be the story of a potato. You. owo. How about we start from the beginning, shall we?
~~daydreamy noises~~
POP! "AAAAHHH!!!!" Daddy potato yelled. "NOO!! MY BODY!!!! AAAHHH!!" Your dad screamed in agony as a chunk of him was broken off and stuffed under the ground, growing in Mother Nature.
Even after your dad cried from being broken (mentally and physically lol), he was still eaten. There was no helping it. The dark humans eat whatever they want without asking how the potato feels.
You grew... and grew... Mother Nature couldn't keep you within her anymore...
ba-Ba-BA-BOOM! Like a bomb, you shot further up, with the shining sun almost blinding you. "FINALLY! STAR, ITS OUT, GIIIRRRLLL!!" Where was that voice coming from??
"Girl, you still got millions of ecosystems left. It's not time for celebration right now!" There was a big, shining, ball of light coming towards you slowly. "Aww! So cute!!"
"Well I couldn't have done it without you and water."
"Hey! What're friends for?" The light touches the ground with a hug and out comes a new character. It looks so uneven, yet, so beautiful. It's grayish and white surface rises and shoots out stars all around. It looked.... magical!
"Woah!! What is that?!" I asked. "That would be Mr. Moon. The other one earlier was Ms. Star." I was absolutely stunned. That's when the real question popped into my head...
"Are you my mama?" I shut my eyes as I cuddled in the dirt. "Yes, but your fatherI got taken away. It's the way Life is. I hope you last longer than he did, however." I snuggled and fell asleep.
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I suddenly felt fingers jab into my side. . .
POP! "AAAAHHH!!!!" You yelled. "NOO!! MY BODY!!!! AAAHHH!!" You screamed in agony as a chunk of you was broken off and stuffed under the ground, growing in Mother Nature. Just like how your father died.
And it happens over and over again....
owo goodnight everyone. I'm tired and this is what I put myself up to when I'm supposed to be sleeping.
STAI LEGGENDO
OwO IDKAIDC
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