Groupchat: 'wHoS tHe gAYeSt oF tHeM aLL'
'Kev🏳️🌈' added: Cheryl🍒, V👜, Archie🏈, Toni🐍, Fangs👻, Betty🧠, Reggie💀 and Jug👀.
Kev🏳️🌈: Fellow gays, I summon thee.
V👜: KEVVVVYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Cheryl🍒: Who gave Veronica crack?
Reggie💀: I'm not gay
Archie🏈: Neither
Betty🧠: Same here
Jug👀: And me
Cheryl🍒: shut up hobo
Jug👀: I literally didn't even do anything
Cheryl🍒: I literally don't care
V👜: we're all a bit gay
Kev🏳️🌈: SILENCE
Reggie💀: ...
Kev🏳️🌈: Where is Toni and Fangs?
Toni🐍: I'm here, Fangs is somewhere else.
Betty🧠: where??
Toni🐍: you don't wanna know.
Archie🏈: HECK YEAH GET IT FANGS
V👜: I'll actually break up with you
Jug👀: lord please do, I hate seeing you both in the hallways.
Betty🧠: I second that
Kev🏳️🌈: PLEASE BE QUIET.
Cheryl🍒: yeah I actually wanna hear this.
Kev🏳️🌈: thank you, cher
Cheryl🍒: call me that again and I'll gauge your eyeballs out, attach them to some string and shove it so far up your ass it comes out your mouth.
Toni🐍: why attach them to string?
Cheryl🍒: anal beads
Toni🐍: oh-
Kev🏳️🌈: that's graphic
Cheryl🍒: it was a threat.
Reggie💀: he'd probably like it
Toni🐍: you would know
Jug👀: HAHA BURRRNNNN
Kev🏳️🌈: sHUT UP juGhEAd
Jug👀: I feel like nobody here likes me
Archie🏈: they don't lmao
Kev🏳️🌈: I'm just gonna say it cause we're gonna be here forever.
Kev🏳️🌈: I know a secret. I know MOST of your secrets.
V👜: we all know Betty is gay
Cheryl🍒: that we do
Toni🐍: yep
Archie🏈: she makes it obvious
Betty🧠: I AM NOT GAY STFU
Jug👀: Leave Betty alone guys.
Kev🏳️🌈: I'm honestly confused as to why I even added you
Reggie💀: girl on girl is hot
Fangs👻: WHATS GOING ON
Cheryl🍒: Reggie is being gross, we were bullying jugrat and Kevin knows our secrets.
Fangs👻: wait what secrets??
Kev🏳️🌈: well.. I know Toni's, Betty's, Jughead's and Reggie's. But I don't think he keeps it much of a secret.
Toni🐍: I've not told you anything
Jug👀: neither
Betty🧠: I'm with you on that
Reggie💀: my only secret is that my dick is bigger than average. But Cheryl would know that.
Kev🏳️🌈: WHAT
Cheryl🍒: it was no bigger than 5 inches, don't flatter yourself.
V👜: but aren't you a lesbian?
Cheryl🍒: I was experimenting. It was 2 years ago, I don't need your judgement.
Jug👀: so you're not a lesbian?
Toni🐍: trruuuuuusssstttttt me. She's as gay as they come.
Cheryl🍒: ARCHIE! Let's go out. Right now. Come on.
Archie🏈: where are we going?
Cheryl🍒: anywhere but here.
