[✓ ] THE TARGET EMPLOYEE. caleb mclaughlin

xvii. absolutely nothing

CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
( ABSOLUTELY NOTHING )
MESSAGES

I'M A BAD BITCH, YOU CAN'T KILL ME

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broom broom (jalon)
miss keisha (nova)
i wanna be a cowboy baby (primrose)

miss keisha
so what's going on with you and caleb

broom broom
oh i forgot about him

miss keisha
bitch its been like a month

i wanna be a cowboy baby
nothing

miss keisha
oh come on

i wanna be a cowboy baby
no i mean like absolutely nothing

broom broom
that's tough

miss keisha
shut yp jalon

broom broom
*up

miss keisha
NOT THE TIME

i wanna be a cowboy baby
we haven't talked since the whole park incident

broom broom
and you realizing your feelings for him

miss keisha
ONCE AGAIN NOT THE TIME

i wanna be a cowboy baby
and that whole thing

miss keisha
so when do you think you'll talk to him again

i wanna be a cowboy baby
i'm planning on never

broom broom
we don't stan

miss keisha
come on

you only live once

i wanna be a cowboy baby
i know that

miss keisha
then talk to him

i wanna be a cowboy baby
no

broom broom
i'll buy you lunch for the next three weeks

i wanna be a cowboy baby
deal

miss keisha
how did you-

broom broom
i magician never reveals his secrets

miss keisha
you bribed her

that's your secret

broom broom
sorry , can't hear you

miss keisha
i-

broom broom
i'm going through a tunnel

miss keisha
jalon

broom broom
you're breaking up

OLIVIA'S OPINIONS !

worst day of the year ,, but here's the fucking chapter

enjoy 😌